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So here's a man named Nap who went to the doctor to get his ears cleaned. What came out is quite a surprise for him.
How on earth was he able to hear with that thing logged into his ear? Not just one ear. BOTH HIS EARS. Grosssss. He was a good sport though, he took it along with him to show his kids. (Hopefully he won't be using those gaddamned cotton swabs further anymore) Well, this teaches us to clean our ears every now and then. Sincerely.