There are things that your parents had to hide from you. Sometimes because they were just too harsh for you to handle and sometimes because to raise you right they had to do things they love in a shady manner.
So on a channel on Reddit parents just shared all the dirty little secrets they never told their kids.
Why you do this to me?
Stevefish = Goldfish! Got a headache.
You lied, you said you only smoked!
Well, shit happens!
That is not pretty.
That is digusting.
So, who's the actual father?