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Parents on Reddit Are Sharing Dark Secrets They'll Never Tell Their Kids
There are things that your parents had to hide from you. Sometimes because they were just too harsh for you to handle and sometimes because to raise you right they had to do things they love in a shady manner.
So on a channel on Reddit parents just shared all the dirty little secrets they never told their kids.
1 Daddy and I don't go to "dinner parties" we hit up swing clubs.
2. We had a goldfish named Stevefish. Well, we had 3 of them over the course of 10 years. My younger sons thinks it was the only one.
Stevefish = Goldfish! Got a headache.
3. That my wife is actually my son's sister.
4. I've done more hallucinogens than my son and his best friend could ever dream of doing. I used to love LSD
You lied, you said you only smoked!
5. I didn't want any of them and just couldn't wait to divorce their mother.
6. I ran over my daughter's favorite stuff toys with my lawnmower. But I told her that neighbors dog stole it.
7. Let's just say that valentine's day we decide to play Mario Kart 8 drinking games. And next month we knew we are having a baby
8. I used my son's microscope to look on my own sperm...Yep I Jizzed on my kids toy on purpose.
9. That one of my sons was conceived while a random guy watched on Skype.
10. That she conceived during a threesome
So, who's the actual father?
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