Share this post

user icon

Live

People Reading

This story now

Parents on Reddit Are Sharing Dark Secrets They'll Never Tell Their Kids

There are things that your parents had to hide from you. Sometimes because they were just too harsh for you to handle and sometimes because to raise you right they had to do things they love in a shady manner. 
So on a channel on Reddit parents just shared all the dirty little secrets they never told their kids. 

Parents on Reddit Are Sharing Dark Secrets They'll Never Tell Their Kids

Parents on Reddit Are Sharing Dark Secrets They'll Never Tell Their Kids

754 396
  in People

1 Daddy and I don't go to "dinner parties" we hit up swing clubs.

1 Daddy and I don't go to

Why you do this to me?

2. We had a goldfish named Stevefish. Well, we had 3 of them over the course of 10 years. My younger sons thinks it was the only one.

2. We had a goldfish named Stevefish. Well, we had 3 of them over the course of 10 years. My younger sons thinks it was the only one.

Stevefish = Goldfish! Got a headache.

3. That my wife is actually my son's sister.

3. That my wife is actually my son's sister.

WHAT!

4. I've done more hallucinogens than my son and his best friend could ever dream of doing. I used to love LSD

4. I've done more hallucinogens than my son and his best friend could ever dream of doing. I used to love LSD

You lied, you said you only smoked!

5. I didn't want any of them and just couldn't wait to divorce their mother.

5. I didn't want any of them and just couldn't wait to divorce their mother.

Well, shit happens!

6. I ran over my daughter's favorite stuff toys with my lawnmower. But I told her that neighbors dog stole it.

6. I ran over my daughter's favorite stuff toys with my lawnmower. But I told her that neighbors dog stole it.

That is not pretty.

7. Let's just say that valentine's day we decide to play Mario Kart 8 drinking games. And next month we knew we are having a baby

7. Let's just say that valentine's day we decide to play Mario Kart 8 drinking games. And next month we knew we are having a baby

Valentine's day. 

8. I used my son's microscope to look on my own sperm...Yep I Jizzed on my kids toy on purpose.

8. I used my son's microscope to look on my own sperm...Yep I Jizzed on my kids toy on purpose.

Eww! Disgusting.

9. That one of my sons was conceived while a random guy watched on Skype.

9. That one of my sons was conceived while a random guy watched on Skype.

That is digusting.

10. That she conceived during a threesome

10. That she conceived during a threesome

So, who's the actual father?

Loved this? Spread it out then

comments Comment ()

Post as @guest useror
clear

clear
arrow_back

redo Pooja query_builder {{childComment.timeAgo}}

clear

clear
arrow_back

Be the first to comment on this story.

Report

close

Select you are Reporting

expand_more
  • +2351 Active user
Post as @guest useror

NSFW Content Ahead

To access this content, confirm your age by signing up.