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IN People ON 12 Oct, 2015
Women say a lot of things and mean a lot more things. Women are like some deep philosophy, the more you understand, the lesser you know you understand. Yeah, that's the kind of depth they have.
After years of studies, experiments, and observations, we have come up, as an attempt, to try and understand some basic expressions, their true meaning and how they may be interconnected to each other.
Had to start off with something, but nothing came to my mind first. This seems to be the most common of expression, meaning; something, and we have to figure that something out ourselves. It usually is the end of conversations and beginning of troubles.
Mostly, all three have the same meaning, No. Although depending on context and situation, they can mean any of the one, and it's very hard to assess which one. And by no means should you dig, else you will be directed to #1.
Yes, that is the fine it's supposed to mean. It comes at the ends of hot pursuits, and however good you drove and dodged, you lose, you are charged. Simply stating, the talk's over and you lost. The latter is just the worse form of it.
Similar to previous, but not lethal, instead it means nothing is fine/okay and some support and/or space will be highly appreciated, which can be directly asked for, #2 here can very safely be assumed to mean Yes as answered. Although if followed by something you did potentially wrong, it's dangerous than #1 and can often lead to it's derivative #3 in near future.
It comes off as a test, whether or not you are capable of making the choice she wants you to make. If you fail, #4 and #3 are sure to follow sometime soon. It's a potential evidence against you.
These are the add-ons to express disappointment. They get louder if you keep failing at #5. Also used to stress at the worsening conditions which you are failing to see, while #all are being expressed.
Usually means what it's supposed to mean. Although trouble comes with 'a lot', and a lot of it. It generally goes as gratitude for messing up or something bad. Mostly followed by #3 and then #1. Often it comes after #5 and #6 and both respectively.
Questions that clearly are not meant to be answered. Some of them are: Do you have to do this now? (stop immediately and wait for further orders), What do you like? (better like what I like), Are you listening? (you are not listening). Whatever happens, never answer, or be prepared for #6 and others follow as required. Any question on her looks, you are having a trip from #7 - #4 - #3 - #1.
I'm not upset (hell, she is), 5 minutes (30-45 minutes if you are waiting and 1-2 seconds if she is), take me somewhere (mostly, her favorite places), we need to talk (she wants to speak and you listen, ends with #3 or relation). Rest you need to figure out on your own.