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IN People ON 15 Sep, 2015
Drivers are generally people friendly, but we all have one time or the other had the misfortune of riding with either over enthusiast or a blabber. Well, we have a list for you to choose from, aren't we sweet?
Have a look.
It has been raining cats and dogs? Thanks for telling, I would have never noticed if you wouldn't have told. Frankly, it is appreciative that you want to avoid awkward ride, and believe in small talks but dude I'd rather prefer to bang my head against the wall then hearing how cruel sun cruel on you.
Dear Uber driver, we are sorry to inform you that everyone is not a sports lover. If it is not of great exertion, kindly shut down the commentary no one is interested in. Yours kindly, anonymous and hated-every-sentence-you-spoke passenger
No, he does not want water. Neither a phone charger nor is he interested in music or a pack of gum. Your version of 'welcoming' might make your passenger more uncomfortable. Not that the comfort of a stranger is that important. Just saying!
That car just went the wrong way! This follows a series of horn honking and a rather colorful choice of words. This driver hates the traffic with burning loathe, complaining about how difficult his job is. But you better shut up and listen. Never forget the wheel to your life is currently in his hands.
Dash into the car, smile at this driver, and hope on mother heavens that you doze off during his blabbering, but sadly you won't. He'll tell you all about his parents, his unfriendly neighbor, neighbor's neighbor, then there was this cat.
He's the opposite of almost every driver on this list. He's a perfect driver isn't he? Wrong. His unshakable concentration on the road will make you wonder when he's going to turn and say 'If I die, you die'. Imagine that in a creepy voice.
This Uber driver is friendly enough to inform you regarding the drastic career choices you have made.
This one you'll love. He is very friendly asking you about your plans for the evening-whether you'll stay in or hang out with friends. He's taking small talks to next level. You'll find yourself stuck between the longing for road rage driver and the chances of this driver being at the bar you're in. Lovely!
You've been waiting for him since 10 minutes, then he calls you to tell that it will take another 5 minutes as he does not understand your address. When he finally arrives, he'll be so sorry for forgetting about the installed GPS.
This Uber Driver is updated about everything moving around the world. He's a walking news channel and might be very much interested in your opinion but beware, this could be a trap for bombarding his opposing outlook on the topic to show you just how wrong you are.