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Nine Of The Best Drunk Texts Ever!

Don't drink and drive is the rule, although new guidelines suggest not to text either.

Here is the reason why!

Nine Of The Best Drunk Texts Ever!

Nine Of The Best Drunk Texts Ever!

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1. No, I am drunk. Not.

1. No, I am drunk. Not.

2. Or rather everything else

2. Or rather everything else

3. Takes in beer, takes out wine, magic!

3. Takes in beer, takes out wine, magic!

4. So exactly where are you anyway

4. So exactly where are you anyway

5. Vampires call fresh beer that baby

5. Vampires call fresh beer that baby

6. Or maybe you were so drunk you forgot to throw him

6. Or maybe you were so drunk you forgot to throw him

7. You are the eraser to my pencil!

7. You are the eraser to my pencil!

8. Drinks like a bear.

8. Drinks like a bear.

9. So that happened.

9. So that happened.

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