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Nine Of The Best Drunk Texts Ever!
Don't drink and drive is the rule, although new guidelines suggest not to text either.
Here is the reason why!
2. Or rather everything else
3. Takes in beer, takes out wine, magic!
4. So exactly where are you anyway
5. Vampires call fresh beer that baby
6. Or maybe you were so drunk you forgot to throw him
7. You are the eraser to my pencil!
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