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Taking a dump isn't as easy as it sounds and in fact there are so many vividly weird habits and types of people that can be classified on the basis of how they choose to excrete, the diversity makes me want to flip. Here are the eighteen weird bathroom habits, one of which is mine!
I mean come on, is this the Naked Mile or something? Whatever floats your goat and flushes your load though.
Its one of the most basic bathroom-training rules and its unbelievable how some people skip washing their hands after the pee or poop act. Gross.
My theory is nothing or no one is worth looking at unless they're Kate Upton.
Because who notices, yeah?
Err... not so bad though.
This is downright pathetic.
Because they don't know the fun in taking a good, idle dump. Sad.
Some people cannot get rid of the dump until they get rid of the shirt. Gahh.
We could actually have a debate on this.
Can't Poop Anywhere But Home is a syndrome that affects many and their bodies stop functioning on long trips, letting them excrete the junk only when they're back home.
Because they believe they smell exactly like Allure.
If you have done it, you'll know what I am talking about
And getting more on your bottom than you give out.
"Because I fart loud!"
Because what place can be better for a good exchange of ideas?
Because some just can't live without it.
Which side are you on, sir?