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18 Most Weird Pooping Habits That Will Make You Go Eww

Taking a dump isn't as easy as it sounds and in fact there are so many vividly weird habits and types of people that can be classified on the basis of how they choose to excrete, the diversity makes me want to flip. Here are the eighteen weird bathroom habits, one of which is mine!

18 Most Weird Pooping Habits That Will Make You Go Eww

18 Most Weird Pooping Habits That Will Make You Go Eww

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1. Going Stark Naked

1. Going Stark Naked

I mean come on, is this the Naked Mile or something? Whatever floats your goat and flushes your load though.

2. Not Washing Hands

2. Not Washing Hands

Its one of the most basic bathroom-training rules and its unbelievable how some people skip washing their hands after the pee or poop act. Gross.

3. Looking at Your Poop Before You Flush

3. Looking at Your Poop Before You Flush

My theory is nothing or no one is worth looking at unless they're Kate Upton.

4. Peeing in the Shower

4. Peeing in the Shower

Because who notices, yeah?

5. Texting on The Toilet

5. Texting on The Toilet

Err... not so bad though.

6. Snapchatting on The Toilet

6. Snapchatting on The Toilet

This is downright pathetic.

7. Making a Phone Call on The Toilet

7. Making a Phone Call on The Toilet

Because they don't know the fun in taking a good, idle dump. Sad.

8. Taking Off Your Pants Completely

8. Taking Off Your Pants Completely

Not necessary.

9. Taking Your Shirt Off To Poop

9. Taking Your Shirt Off To Poop

Some people cannot get rid of the dump until they get rid of the shirt. Gahh.

10. Sitting or Standing To Wipe

10. Sitting or Standing To Wipe

We could actually have a debate on this.

11. CPABH

11. CPABH

Can't Poop Anywhere But Home is a syndrome that affects many and their bodies stop functioning on long trips, letting them excrete the junk only when they're back home.

12. Skipping The Air Freshner

12. Skipping The Air Freshner

Because they believe they smell exactly like Allure.

13. Writing Words With Your Urine

13. Writing Words With Your Urine

If you have done it, you'll know what I am talking about

14. Sitting on Public Toilets

14. Sitting on Public Toilets

And getting more on your bottom than you give out.

15. Running The Sink While Taking A Dump

15. Running The Sink While Taking A Dump

"Because I fart loud!"

16. Talking To The Neighbor While Urinating at A Public Toilet

16. Talking To The Neighbor While Urinating at A Public Toilet

Because what place can be better for a good exchange of ideas?

17. Bidets

17. Bidets

Because some just can't live without it.

18. Folding or Wadding the Toilet Paper

18. Folding or Wadding the Toilet Paper

Which side are you on, sir?

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