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IN Lifestyle ON 26 Aug, 2015
Women are the most diversified creature created by God. The killer instincts and powerful sixth sense often turn out to be deadlier in more situations than one.
Worry not, dear men, here’s a short list for all the mingled guys out there to save themselves from getting their manhood severely threatened.
Snooping around in her apartment? Terminate urgently. Got caught while looking at that drawer? Enjoy your time in sweet hell. Remember, her curves are not her only weapon, anything that comes close to seem like distrust is off to her hit list.
Has she stretched her forehead when you told her how unfair your boss is? Or your family? Or life? If your answer is yes, congratulations, you are officially a whiner. All that yapping has successfully got you dumped. So be a big boy, wipe those tears and smile! Ahh..there you go.
She was irrational, shouting for all the wrong reasons, and you told her to calm down. Finally, got your big boy pants on, huh? Good. Now, slowly turn, hold those pants tight, and run. Run to another country.
Her best friend has access to topics you thought were private. If no one has ever told you this, here's the thing, privacy is a myth. And, so is your notion that if her best friend hates you, it doesn't matter. Want a happy life? Try to get along with her.
Cheating, like many other words in English, has different definitions, especially according to women's dictionary. Yeah, they have one. Your eyes lingered at a woman for too long? Hugging your friend very enthusiastically? All these too innocent acts might not be as appreciative as you might prefer.
I LOVE YOU. The words sound familiar? Heard them long ago from her in happier times? That means, there is a definite trouble in paradise. She might be drifting away. Catch her while you can.
Women, although, having natural maternal instincts don't welcome the sword of 'family talk' dangling over their heads everytime you open your mouth. Take it from an expert, terrorizing her curves is not a good idea.
Yes, like every other man, you have been severely spoiled by your mother. Yes, you have been spoon fed your entire life. And, no, that spoon in your girlfriend's hand is not safe for your health. Try to grow up.
A woman can tell right away when you are lying to her. A little furrow in her eyes, and bam, you are a goner. So, if you don't want to end up in a cage, with that tiger, you have watched in that zoo. Never. NEVER, lie to your woman.
She's so irrational about the girl who gave her a critical once over, neighbor or world peace. She's the queen of your world. Ask her whom to behead.
This although being at the last of this list, can turn out to be the last mistake of your life.
Comparing her to anyone, better or worse, is inviting her to feed you to the dogs.