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12 Best Jargons of Our Beloved Teachers!!

We all love our mentors. We all miss our school days and would gladly want to relive those amazing days. Most importantly we all have mimicked our teachers A LOT!!

I am sure their might be more of these leitmotif's but here are the list of few most common one!!!

12 Best Jargons of Our Beloved Teachers!!

12 Best Jargons of Our Beloved Teachers!!

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Understand class?

Understand class?

When all the alpha's, gamma's and beta's are whirling around in your head and when you are just about to digest them. Suddenly, an innocent question is asked, " Do you understand class?"

Why do you want to go to bathroom??

Why do you want to go to bathroom??

Well!! Why do you I wanna go bathroom? Maybe because I have to push out that fat man sitting on my uterus!!!!

I'm talking to you. Why are you looking back??

 I’m talking to you. Why are you looking back??

When one of your friend was playing a prank and you get caught in class. Your teacher is shouting and you turn around to give him that " I will KILL you!!" look.

Is this a classroom or fish market??

Is this a classroom or fish market??

This has been an AWESOME comparison …… Throughout our life!!!!

Why are you late? I don't want to hear any excuses!!

Why are you late? I don’t want to hear any excuses!!

Oops!! Sorry mam I am late, can I come in?? (I am not late, you are early)

Pin drop silence…..SHHHHHHH!!!

Pin drop silence…..SHHHHHHH!!!

This is one of the favourite dialogue of every teacher, "SILENCE!!!!!!!!"

If you are so clever why don't you come up here and take the lesson??

If you are so clever why don’t you come up here and take the lesson??

Oooo!!! This must have been the most challenging and rhetorical question for all of us. Am I clever? Am I smart? Am I intelligent enough to go up on dais and speak? … and REALLY, we all have resisted saying a YES!!!

SPEAK UP!!! Didn't you eat breakfast??

SPEAK UP!!! Didn’t you eat breakfast??

Now, you are doing your monkey business and out of the blue moon your teacher asks you to stand up and tell, "What was the last line I spoke?"……… and you just BLABBER GIBBERISH!!! www.comicvine.com

All are idiots here!!!

All are idiots here!!!

If one of your friend could not answer a simple question, and your complete class is declared IDIOTS!!

Open the window and let the ATMOSPHERE come in.!!!

Open the window and let the ATMOSPHERE come in.!!!

OKAY!!! So, sometimes our teacher's REALLY think, we are that "STUPID"

Both of you three GET OUT OF CLASS !!

 Both of you three GET OUT OF CLASS !!

HaHaHa!! Here is another one. Although they are genius yet, they do make a few mistakes in figure of speech!!!

This class is ridiculous!!!!

 This class is ridiculous!!!!

Teacher enters and says,"This class is HOPELESS!!! I don't know what am I gonna do with you all??"

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