Laziness is not an option, it's a choice. People will complain, whine and cry, but we will always be the lazy asses we have always been. That's our lifestyle. Here are a few thoughts lazy people can instantly relate to -
Or that's the excuse we've been giving every single person who has called us 'lazy'
Coz we're lazy to even get dressed
That's why shopping with us is completely bogus
Coz we can't be active enough to focus on the professor for more than a few minutes
Coz that would be counter productive