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11 Funny Bible Verses That Are Really Creepy. #6 Is Kinda Weird

Most of us grew up reading The Holy Bible at a very young age, and were scared by some of the stories within. Of course, many of those stories were undoubtedly beautiful and touching, including the Golden Rule, but the ones including rape, foreskin and donkey dicks were really creepy and scary enough for a ten-year-old. 

Here are eleven of such weird and bizzare passages from Bible that will make you say WTF!

11 Funny Bible Verses That Are Really Creepy. #6 Is Kinda Weird

11 Funny Bible Verses That Are Really Creepy. #6 Is Kinda Weird

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Yeah..they're really weird!

Yeah..they're really weird!

#1) Show her no pity dude!

#1) Show her no pity dude!

#2) Ruin a day, ruin a life. Amazing logic!

#2) Ruin a day, ruin a life. Amazing logic!

#3) Looks like people drank urine back then.

#3) Looks like people drank urine back then.

#4) Talk about women empowerment!

#4) Talk about women empowerment!

#5) I've started to dislike the ancient people now.

#5) I've started to dislike the ancient people now.

#6) This, is really disturbing. Did people seriously behave like this in the past?

#6) This, is really disturbing. Did people seriously behave like this in the past?

#7) Looks like God hates figs.

#7) Looks like God hates figs.

#8) Lot's daughters get him drunk and sleep with him to get pregnant.

#8) Lot's daughters get him drunk and sleep with him to get pregnant.

#9) God once told poor Ezekiel to eat poop cakes, sad.

#9) God once told poor Ezekiel to eat poop cakes, sad.

#10) Such a vivid description. She seems to have really keen observation skills.

#10) Such a vivid description. She seems to have really keen observation skills.

#11) And in today's world, we find a good job to marry a girl. Those days!

#11) And in today's world, we find a good job to marry a girl. Those days!

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