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14 Funny Church Signs That Are Totally Going To Hell

Even the good and polite can go slightly diabolical at times. Churches, the religious establishments can sometimes turn into comedy clubs with their funny signs.

Here we have 14 of the funniest church signs you will die laughing while reading.

14 Funny Church Signs That Are Totally Going To Hell

14 Funny Church Signs That Are Totally Going To Hell

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The churches can go hysterical too!

The churches can go hysterical too!

1. We're experts in everything God deals with.

1. We're experts in everything God deals with.

2. Polite way of saying 'Don't come crying to the confession box every Sunday.'

2. Polite way of saying 'Don't come crying to the confession box every Sunday.'

3. No excuses from now on. Got it?

3. No excuses from now on. Got it?

4. So, the Church wants you to be there this Christmas. Period.

4. So, the Church wants you to be there this Christmas. Period.

5. Reminds me of how I used to 'try to' frighten bullies. This is sad.

5. Reminds me of how I used to 'try to' frighten bullies. This is sad.

6. May be our definition of being 'Cool' is different. Eh?

6. May be our definition of being 'Cool' is different. Eh?

7. Katy Perry trolled to the fullest. Kudos Pastor!

7. Katy Perry trolled to the fullest. Kudos Pastor!

8. This Church's staff is probably addicted to Facebook. Kinda into 'Like if you....Share if you..'

8. This Church's staff is probably addicted to Facebook. Kinda into 'Like if you....Share if you..'

9. He's cool and a superhero. Come this Sunday to see him. Come to the Church, damn it!

9. He's cool and a superhero. Come this Sunday to see him. Come to the Church, damn it!

10. Even Jesus doesn't like his preaching. I ain't lying.

10. Even Jesus doesn't like his preaching. I ain't lying.

11. Even Jesus had a quick nap this Sunday. I'm not lying.

11. Even Jesus had a quick nap this Sunday. I'm not lying.

12 Even the Church is sick of religious snobs. Point made.

12 Even the Church is sick of religious snobs. Point made.

13. Ouch! Sorry God, next Sunday for sure.

13. Ouch! Sorry God, next Sunday for sure.

#14) Like a Boss!

#14) Like a Boss!

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