T aglines are the most coolest and smartest way to grab people' s attention and tell them about the product, policy and intention of the company in less than ten words. They are so catchy, witty, touchy!! Some of my favorites are- * MARUTI India comes home in a Maruti. * JOHNNIE WALKER If you want to impress someone, put him on your blacklist. * MASTER CARD There are some things money can' t buy, for everything else there' s Master Card. Now, how about we relate these taglines to the people, we meet every day To ourselves Confused Read on
. When you have a beautiful girlfriend, be like BRANIFF AIRLINES-
'When you've got it, flaunt it.'
When you find out that she is double dating, it's time you know she is a MAC PRO-
'Beauty outside, beast inside.'
Before one bottle down, I am BANK OF AMERICA-
After one bottle down I become HOOTERS-
'Delightfully tacky yet unrefined.'
Inside a club, girls are VISA-
'They are everywhere you want to be.'
Outside a club, they are VOLKSWAGEN-
When the going gets tough, and you don't no what to do, become NIKE-
'Just do it.' And once you do it, you become a REDBULL-
'It gives you wings.'
When she asks you out on a date, be like QUAKER OATMEAL-
'Something to smile about.'
When she asks you to split the bill, be like CNBC-
'Profit from it.'
Booze in a club is NOKIA-
Booze at a Dhaba is OLD SPICE-
'Mark of a man.'
Romila aunty is CNN-
'The most trusted name in news.'
Her daughter Sheela is AT&T-
'The world's networking company.'
Girlfriends are like GE-
'They bring good things to life.'
Wives are like RAYMOND- 'They complete the man.'
Save time and do it today, believe in JWT-
'Time is the new currency.'
Cause what will you do if it's FEDEX- 'When there's no tomorrow.'
Between the good and the bad, choose GOOGLE-
'Don't be evil.'
Says ABBEY NATIONAL- Because life is complicated enough.
After a lot of WIPRO (applying thought), and trying to be an APPLE (think different), I realized that these taglines are no less than KELLOGG'S FROSTED FLAKES, (they are g-r-r-r-eat). TOYOTA (get the feeling) people???