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IN Hilarious ON 12 Jul, 2015
Taglines are the most coolest and smartest way to grab people's attention and tell them about the product, policy and intention of the company in less than ten words. They are so catchy, witty, touchy!! Some of my favorites are-
* MARUTI : India comes home in a Maruti.
* JOHNNIE WALKER: If you want to impress someone, put him on your blacklist.
* MASTER CARD: There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Master Card.
Now, how about we relate these taglines to the people, we meet every day? To ourselves? Confused? Read on
. When you have a beautiful girlfriend, be like BRANIFF AIRLINES-
'When you've got it, flaunt it.'
When you find out that she is double dating, it's time you know she is a MAC PRO-
'Beauty outside, beast inside.'
Before one bottle down, I am BANK OF AMERICA-
After one bottle down I become HOOTERS-
'Delightfully tacky yet unrefined.'
Inside a club, girls are VISA-
'They are everywhere you want to be.'
Outside a club, they are VOLKSWAGEN-
When the going gets tough, and you don't no what to do, become NIKE-
'Just do it.' And once you do it, you become a REDBULL-
'It gives you wings.'
When she asks you out on a date, be like QUAKER OATMEAL-
'Something to smile about.'
When she asks you to split the bill, be like CNBC-
'Profit from it.'
Booze in a club is NOKIA-
Booze at a Dhaba is OLD SPICE-
'Mark of a man.'
Romila aunty is CNN-
'The most trusted name in news.'
Her daughter Sheela is AT&T-
'The world's networking company.'
Girlfriends are like GE-
'They bring good things to life.'
Wives are like RAYMOND- 'They complete the man.'
Save time and do it today, believe in JWT-
'Time is the new currency.'
Cause what will you do if it's FEDEX- 'When there's no tomorrow.'
Between the good and the bad, choose GOOGLE-
'Don't be evil.'
Says ABBEY NATIONAL- Because life is complicated enough.
After a lot of WIPRO (applying thought), and trying to be an APPLE (think different), I realized that these taglines are no less than KELLOGG'S FROSTED FLAKES, (they are g-r-r-r-eat). TOYOTA (get the feeling) people???