16 Things Your Wine Bottle Wants To Tell You

16 Things Your Wine Bottle Wants To Tell You
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“Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.”

Drunkenness is a state assumed when you have a lot of traumas, heartbreak or any pressure in your lives. They Say, "when a little wine goes down the belly all that comes out is the truth ". It can project you as hilarious, happy, emotional or a complete and utter dimwit! What You say under the influence of alcohol is funny at times, cruel at other

Here is a hilarious collection of wine labels, the truth it may say to you only if it could. These series of quotes only if were put on the label. Could they solve your problem? Most definitely! I hope someone sees them and put them down on the bottle. These little pieces of advice could be life-saving.

You Definitely Know Better Than This!

You Definitely Know Better Than This!

No drunk calling.

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When All You Do Is Whine!

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Ahh..!The Heartbreak

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Oh! I miss her! this reminds me of her,that reminds me of her..every effing thing reminds me of her!

The Forever Troublemaker!

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Trouble is your release

The Still Hung Up!

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Never do that.

The Original Classic!

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Experiment is stupid

The Fight With Addictions!

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Caffeine does not have what wine does!

The Soothing After A Nightmare One!

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Take me i am yours

The Ultimate Drunk!

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Oh let's just finish it off.

The Sober And Strong!

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And this is my treat!

Oh! The Agony

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The harder the pain the bigger the glass!

The Smartass One!

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Yep and so is drinking! A thing!

The I Am Not Good Enough One!

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Dissolve all that you have left .

The Workaholic's Friend!

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The boss is being an ass! let's just let him die