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“Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.”
Drunkenness is a state assumed when you have a lot of traumas, heartbreak or any pressure in your lives. They Say, "when a little wine goes down the belly all that comes out is the truth ". It can project you as hilarious, happy, emotional or a complete and utter dimwit! What You say under the influence of alcohol is funny at times, cruel at other
Here is a hilarious collection of wine labels, the truth it may say to you only if it could. These series of quotes only if were put on the label. Could they solve your problem? Most definitely! I hope someone sees them and put them down on the bottle. These little pieces of advice could be life-saving.
No drunk calling.
An alcoholic mother is a nightmare.You turning into one is a definite no no.
What all you may say under the influence.Better yet stay clear of social media!
Life is a forever mess.Come on lets whine a little!
Oh! I miss her! this reminds me of her,that reminds me of her..every effing thing reminds me of her!
Trouble is your release
Never do that.
Experiment is stupid
Caffeine does not have what wine does!
Take me i am yours
Oh let's just finish it off.
And this is my treat!
The harder the pain the bigger the glass!
Yep and so is drinking! A thing!
Dissolve all that you have left .
The boss is being an ass! let's just let him die