For enjoying cricket, the most important thing is the kickass commentary that we get to hear. From Virendra Sehwag to Shoaib Akhtar all of them crack bad puns that hit at the right places and make people laugh.
From lines like "yeh itna aasan catch tha ki Sholay ka Thakur bhi pakad leta" to "Virat agar taxi hote toh unka meter 100 se shuru hota" we have already seen many funny commentaries.
But, here's the catch, what do you think would happen if famous actresses from Bollywood had to hold a mic and do commentary? Maybe, for the next IPL?
I wonder if Alia got an opportunity to speak about how our favourite cricketers' performed at the field what would she say to woo the audience?
Well, take a look and what we thought can be a possibility:
Rakhi Sawant was reported to have criticised social media sensation (pun intended) Kamaal R Khan for his commentary in one of the IPL matches.
It might be funny to see how Rakhi does it herself.
*Dhoni gets bowled*
Rakhi: Dhoni ne chakke chura diye, theek waise hi jaise main saari actress ke chakke chura deti hu...
Shilpa has judged many reality shows and she might as well come and use her signature line for the matches that her team plays.
As soon as Rajasthan Royals' player hits a six, Shilpa would say, Yeh performance suppppeeeeerrrr se uppaaaaar tha.
Alia might come out as the cutest commentator that we will ever come across but she might speak so fast, the way she does in her interviews, to ensure that her fellow commentator does not ask her a question related to cricket lest people will know the secret.
Don't believe me?
Here's an example:
Sehwag: Alia, kyaa aap jaanti hain ek over mein kitni balls hoti hai?
Alia: Arrey kitna easy hai yeh toh. Ball toh ek hi hoti hai na. Apko main bewakoof lagti hoon?
*Everyone shocked, Alia rocked*
Oh, I know you all were waiting for this one.
I know RCB's performance will make everyone go mad because Anushka bhabhi ji will be giving her first commentary and when Virat Kohli will hit his first six in the match, Anushka will say, "Lagta hai Italy jaa kar shaadi karna bekaar ho gaya. Yeh toh bat ke saath set ho gaya hai..."
*typical Indian biwi goals*
Katrina: Ladies and gentlemen the match is about to begin. Kahan hai rehna, kahan hai rehna? We are about to start.
Sidhu: Mohtarma, hotel book hain aap chinta na karein, match ke baad wahin rehna.
Katrina: I am talking about rehna (Raina), the bowler rehna!
Sidhu: Guru, thoko taali, sahi khel gayi mohtarma bina balle aur gend ke...
Another commentator: Sohail Khan just took Rohit Sharma's wicket.
Jacqueline: Wait, Salman didn't tell me his brother was playing for Pakistan?
*Audience laughs and sweet Jacky wonders why*
*Shraddha starts with her commentary and holds a mic, amidst all this it starts to rain*
Shraddha: F*ck commentary, I will go and dance in the rain the way I do in almost all my films.
And that's where the match ends.
That's all, people.
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