Valentine's Day is almost here, and I am extremely unexcited about it. Wondering why? It's because I am a hopeless single girl. Couples and their cheesy love is just making me more irritable about the fact that I have no one to share this day with. But, hey? Guess what? This guy on the internet exactly feels my pain and is here with a solution to overcome my loneliness and singlehood's problem. *pun intended*
Recently, a guy on Facebook posted that he is available on the Valentine's Day and has various customised options for all single girls to keep the loneliness that this time of the year surrounds with. *again, pun intended*
Let's talk about this guy's plans in detail...
Shakul, the guy who posted a funny status on Facebook has an availability time and he is available only during 24 hours of Valentine's Day. So, if you are hoping to have a partner at your side, you will really have to hurry.
Shakul literally thought of a sarcastic way to make his post get noticed by thousands of people and he came up with unique packages that grabbed a lot of attention.
The details are a follows:
Holding hands & putting arms around the shoulders.
Holding hands, putting arms around the shoulders, hug, kiss on cheeks & forehead.
Holding hands, putting arms around the shoulders, hug, kiss on cheeks, forehead, and lips.
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
He also went ahead and tried to make it more relatable by providing baits and discounts.
He's a 26-year-old Sagittarius who is willing to cook, watch Netflix, be your makeup model and be the guy your friends and family likes.
Things that he cannot do for you:
- Defend you from cockroaches
- Fashion talk
- Eat seafood
- Beauty talk
Shakul comes out as a Sakht guy who is willing to try different personas for you.
1. Christian Grey.
2. Billionaire Playboy.
4. Innocent guy.
5. Sweet lover.
6. Bad boy.
Use promo code 'RICHGUY' and get
- 20% off
- Freeride in his Audi.
Go and comment something hilarious.
That's all, people.
If you are also single, high-five to you.
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