There is no doubt in the fact that you're the most celebrated actor in Bollywood. Aapke paas paisa hai, bangla hai, gaadi hai, naukar hai, bank balance hai, still everyone can see the sadness you feel after Twitter reduced your followers. We even understand how tragic it is that after being the Shahenshah, Baadshah has stolen your title of India's Most Followed Actor On Twitter.
But sir, angrezon ke zamaane ke baad ke actor, aur itni ghabrahat, why? Even after being a prominent celebrity, why are you so concerned about losing some followers? Followers kya hai, sirf ek number na?
But I guess I know why Twitter reduced your followers. It is due to your theory of "Mujhe jo sahi lagta hai main karta hoon, fir chahe wo bhagwan ke khilaaf ho, kanoon ke khilaf ho ya pure system ke khilaaf."
Yes! Have a look at these weird posts you have been posting on Twitter for years.
After reading this, many of your followers may have thought, jo kal hua, woh dobara nahi hoga, but...
P.S. I liked this one by the way!
After reading this, I quote Barney Stinson's Oh my God, can you just be cool? Once. Please! Just once!... Can you *just once* be cool? Once! Please!
Mr. Bachchan, Badi himmat chahiye, Vijay Sahab, bada hausla chahiye iske liye.
Kacha papad, pakka papad, kacha papad, pakka papad, kacha papad, pakka papad... What? I am trying to be like you, Sir.
Is this what you and your tanhaai talk about, Mr. Bachchan?
Because BAAADOOOMBA ho to Amitabh Bachchan jaise warna na ho.
This is when I understood why you delivered the dialogue, "I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language."
Do you think all this happened because Twitter is removing fake accounts from the platform? "Ye wo aadarsh hain...
Doesn't this Twitter scene seem like that of movie Mohabbatein in which Shah Rukh Khan steals all your thunder?
... and now you have crossed the limit of being RANDOM!
You said it rather well, "Apni sharto par chalne wale ko keematchukanipadati hai." You posted what you wanted. Now Twitter is playing karma.
I know you're a true celebrity, Mr. Bachchan. A number of followers must not affect you.
That's all. Thank you.
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