Dear Mr. Bachchan, I Guess This Is Why Twitter Ate Your Followers

Think before you tweet sir...

Dear Mr. Bachchan, I Guess This Is Why Twitter Ate Your Followers


There is no doubt in the fact that you're the most celebrated actor in Bollywood. Aapke paas paisa hai, bangla hai, gaadi hai, naukar hai, bank balance hai, still everyone can see the sadness you feel after Twitter reduced your followers. We even understand how tragic it is that after being the Shahenshah, Baadshah has stolen your title of India's Most Followed Actor On Twitter. 

But sir, angrezon ke zamaane ke baad ke actor, aur itni ghabrahat, why? Even after being a prominent celebrity, why are you so concerned about losing some followers? Followers kya hai, sirf ek number na? 

But I guess I know why Twitter reduced your followers. It is due to your theory of "Mujhe jo sahi lagta hai main karta hoon, fir chahe wo bhagwan ke khilaaf ho, kanoon ke khilaf ho ya pure system ke khilaaf."

Yes! Have a look at these weird posts you have been posting on Twitter for years.

Buzaaggadaa? Your engine? WHATTT? 


After reading this, many of your followers may have thought, jo kal hua, woh dobara nahi hoga, but... 

Where did you get this from? 

P.S. I liked this one by the way! 

But as soon as I started enjoying your tweets...

After reading this, I quote Barney Stinson's Oh my God, can you just be cool? Once. Please! Just once!... Can you *just once* be cool? Once! Please!

What about the times when you said, "sahi baat ko sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai." 

Mr. Bachchan, Badi himmat chahiye, Vijay Sahab, bada hausla chahiye iske liye.

Yeh Twitter bhi ajeeb cheez hai! 

Kacha papad, pakka papad, kacha papad, pakka papad, kacha papad, pakka papad... What? I am trying to be like you, Sir. 

Let me know if you get this! 

Is this what you and your tanhaai talk about, Mr. Bachchan?  

And again...

Because BAAADOOOMBA ho to Amitabh Bachchan jaise warna na ho. 

Sir, you got all of this from Engineer's Day? 

This is when I understood why you delivered the dialogue, "I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language." 

I hope you don't mind, Joe Root. 

Do you think all this happened because Twitter is removing fake accounts from the platform? "Ye wo aadarsh hain...

Parampara, Pratishtha, Anushasan...

Doesn't this Twitter scene seem like that of movie Mohabbatein in which Shah Rukh Khan steals all your thunder? 


... and now you have crossed the limit of being RANDOM! 

Okay! We understand you're angry with Twitter, but what does this mean? 

You said it rather well, "Apni sharto par chalne wale ko keematchukanipadati hai." You posted what you wanted. Now Twitter is playing karma.

I know you're a true celebrity, Mr. Bachchan. A number of followers must not affect you.

That's all. Thank you. 

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