Pickup lines are a risky business. Often, they are weird to the point of almost reaching for a slap. When they're not weird, they are so clichéd that they guarantee an eye roll so marvellously dramatic, sarcastic and nasty that the humiliation of it will haunt you forever.
Pick up lines like "How you doin'?" have been made famous by "Joey" from the famous TV show, "Friends", which made men believe that it was that easy to impress women. However, that is not exactly the case. To master the art of pick up lines, one must master the 3 Cs - Confidence, Connection and the ability to Compliment effectively. With this, remember the 5 rules - Be original, be funny, be flirtatious, be observational and be ready to deliver smoothly.
Now that you know how to present yourself and your words out in front of women, these are a few witty pickup lines that will impress her without fail.
"My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?"
"Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti.. Full"
"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
"I am not sure about your royal bloodline but you do deserve a royal treatment."
"I'm not against you, but I wanna be against you"
"You're not amongst the ones who deserve a pick-up line. You deserve a pick-up paragraph."
"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."
"Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else."
"I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake."
"Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?"
She: "My battery is low."
Him: "Tinder keeps your location on, which drains your battery. WhatsApp doesn't."
That's it, y'all! Hope this article helps you in your future endeavors ;)