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13 Clever Comebacks When Someone Tells You To Fuck Off

Be it a fight or just a cold war, you need to remain cool, witty and humorous for the game to be on your side. Your bit of smartness at that moment will shut the opposition up, and he will never take a chance at you. 

Some genius people came up with these clever comebacks when they were asked to "fuck off".

A simple one-liner and the game is over! 

13 Clever Comebacks When Someone Tells You To Fuck Off

13 Clever Comebacks When Someone Tells You To Fuck Off

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1. You must know this.

1. You must know this.

2. Dreaming again? Sweetheart!

2. Dreaming again? Sweetheart!

3. I seriously have doubts on your abilities.

3. I seriously have doubts on your abilities.

4. I would have said yes, but I have standards.

4. I would have said yes, but I have standards.

5. Ok! But I will be on the top.

5. Ok! But I will be on the top.

6. Now? Here? Are You Sure? Ok! You undress first.

6. Now? Here? Are You Sure? Ok! You undress first.

7. Sorry, I am little busy right now. Better try luck next time.

7. Sorry, I am little busy right now. Better try luck next time.

8. What? No dinner? No drinks? I am not that cheap of a date.

8. What? No dinner? No drinks? I am not that cheap of a date.

9. Ooh! Please leave your fantasies out of this.

9. Ooh! Please leave your fantasies out of this.

10. Oh Yeah! I would die laughing and you would die trying.

10. Oh Yeah! I would die laughing and you would die trying.

11. I don't do charity work. Remember that!

11. I don't do charity work. Remember that!

12. I am more than you can afford.

12. I am more than you can afford.

13. I hope you always keep your promises.

13. I hope you always keep your promises.

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