How Many Times Have You Used These 10 National Lies Of India?

"Yaar mera phone silent par tha!" 

How Many Times Have You Used These 10 National Lies Of India?
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I'm sorry what language are you speaking? 

- It sounds like a LIE.

Relatable enough? We all have our set of professions but there's something which all of us do, and that is common, I'm talking about LYING. 

If you are the kind of person who says that I am on my way while actually, you are not even ready to leave for a meeting then this story, yeah the one that I am narrating right now is the one for you. Here are some of the most bang on lies that we Indians speak and don't even shy out in admitting them. 

When you don't feel like answering the calls.

When you don't feel like answering the calls.

The best way to ignore someone's calls is to tell them that your phone was in the silent mode and you didn't notice it. 

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Yes, we all have done that to our younger siblings.

Yes, we all have done that to our younger siblings.

At least, I have. And the best part was when my sibling agreed to what I said, it was another level of satisfaction. 

Every broke friend in this world.

Every broke friend in this world.

Yes, I know, we all have such friends who are never in the mood for paying and to avoid the embarrassment they use this statement. 

When you don't want to let people know about it.

When you don't want to let people know about it.

That's a common lie which I have told 'n' number of times only to avoid all the problems that people in a relationship face. *if you know what I mean* 

And you know something is fishy when someone says this. 

And you know something is fishy when someone says this. 

Kaam toh bs bahana hai, humko kisi se milne jana hai (lol).

We all have said this

We all have said this

And the person who accepts this has always failed to acknowledge that by 2 minutes we mean 2 hours! 

#IndianCalculations. :P 

When you are not that keen on plans.

When you are not that keen on plans.

The best way to drop a plan is to say that you have to ask your parents and then the rest is understood. 

Just for the sake of that ego!

Just for the sake of that ego!

The level of embarrassment that people face while announcing their break-up is on another level. In that case, the most common lie to overcome it is to say that it was mutual. 

Again, a trap! 

Again, a trap! 

Do not believe a friend when they say this to you, I repeat DO NOT!

All toppers in the class...

All toppers in the class...

I have had many friends who used to say this but eventually they ended up getting a good result so this one goes out to them. 

Do you have more epic lies to share?