I'm sorry what language are you speaking?
- It sounds like a LIE.
Relatable enough? We all have our set of professions but there's something which all of us do, and that is common, I'm talking about LYING.
If you are the kind of person who says that I am on my way while actually, you are not even ready to leave for a meeting then this story, yeah the one that I am narrating right now is the one for you. Here are some of the most bang on lies that we Indians speak and don't even shy out in admitting them.
The best way to ignore someone's calls is to tell them that your phone was in the silent mode and you didn't notice it.
At least, I have. And the best part was when my sibling agreed to what I said, it was another level of satisfaction.
Yes, I know, we all have such friends who are never in the mood for paying and to avoid the embarrassment they use this statement.
That's a common lie which I have told 'n' number of times only to avoid all the problems that people in a relationship face. *if you know what I mean*
Kaam toh bs bahana hai, humko kisi se milne jana hai (lol).
And the person who accepts this has always failed to acknowledge that by 2 minutes we mean 2 hours!
The best way to drop a plan is to say that you have to ask your parents and then the rest is understood.
The level of embarrassment that people face while announcing their break-up is on another level. In that case, the most common lie to overcome it is to say that it was mutual.
Do not believe a friend when they say this to you, I repeat DO NOT!
I have had many friends who used to say this but eventually they ended up getting a good result so this one goes out to them.