NO! I'm not a man. Nor it is International Men's Day.
Still wondering why I'm writing this? Well, I think I've broken the code. To all those girls who think men are simply a confused sperm, no, they are not. They are probably the most simple creatures. Don't believe me?
Only a man can survive in the same boxer for three days and still don't complain about it. It's not those expensive watches or materialistic gifts that are going to impress him. If you want to make a man happy, focus on the little things.
A few days back, I thought of pouring my feelings on paper, and when I failed to do so, I posted a question on my social media. Considering all the answers that I got from people around me I wrote this story on 'What little wins make a man happy'.
NOTE: It is not a racist post! It is just to bring to your notice that men are not as difficult as they seem to be.
That's a perfect win-win situation for both the parties. Because filling empty bottles is a serious task.
And when it is impossible for him to believe that it is finally happening.
Because who doesn't like humour? And, when it is lame but still people laugh at it, that's what you call an icing on the cake.
Perfect butterflies in belly situation for a guy. But then he has to hold on his excitement for obvious reasons of course.
Who doesn't like doing this? That moment when you finally succeed, it is time to rejoice.
I've personally experienced this one. Talk about his mediocre driving, and he will hit you in the face. Even if you are his girl. So, next time when he asks you how do I drive? Your reaction should be this!
If you won't agree with me on this one I doubt you on having a legit crush!
That's pretty much all his life, all the time, all the tests! Basically, this little win makes him feel like a Badshah!
Time to party! Because that's a rare one.
Even after knowing the fact that you showered ages ago.
'ABCD padh li bahut', but when it comes to getting surprised by this little thing. Men jump as if they are on a trampoline.
I am one of those background dancers when it comes to this one. This win is above all wins.
We know men and their relationship with waiting lines. Be it ATMs, live cricket match, Income Tax office long lost lines that extend till nowhere. But, when these lines are as tiny as the work it is the moment when you can dance like Govinda.
This one is the perfect 'Aww wala moment'. When he gets his first salary, and he buys gifts for his family.
'Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham' *music in background*
Can't argue on this one.
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