It's pretty amazing that now we live in a scenario where gender doesn't dictate what you can and can't-do. But let's be real, there are some things that are defined as JUST GIRLY THINGS. And everyone knows that there's no going around it.
Girls, girls, girls! Called as one of the most complicated beings on the earth, girls are known for their unique, fascinating ways to live.
"Do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai ... paanch ghante mall mein bitaake ek sadi si chappal uthake le aayengi ... aur phir agle do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai," no one can explain a girl better then Kartik Aaryan. Right?
So, here I am with some typical girly things that every one of us can relate to.
If rains had a gender, it would be FEMALE. You must be thinking how?
Because her mood in the morning would decide how the weather will be for the day. Like if she wakes up in the morning and be like "Hey, Baby" (tired tone), the weather would supposedly be normal as always, but if she says "Baby..." (tempting tone), trust me, it will rain that day.
If you know what I mean...
What do people wear during monsoons? Casual clothes that won't bother even if they get wet or dirty, right?
But for girls, the monsoon is another angle to fashion. Most of the girls you will catch on the road would be wearing a raincoat, that too the updated transparent one. With it, they wear *with heels* gumboots. Like seriously?
You must be wondering what is LS? Well, wearing the raincoat hoodie is LS... Low Standard, obviously!
But this would be LS because sooner or later, Instagram 'Babes' will be like, "Babes, what are you doing? Even Kim Kar-darshan will unfollow you."
There are mostly three types of umbrella that every girl carries. First, the black umbrella which is no different than a husband she chose after 30 relationships... "Of course I love him". Second, the floral one, which she keeps in her bag (so that it can never be found in time) and the third one, the long umbrella that she carries, hanging on her hand (which she never uses).
A girl never wants attention. Whatever she does, she wears, or she says, it is all for her self-satisfaction (well, even I don't know how much of this is true). She will act adorable, make those cute faces and give those remarkable expressions. And later, she will look at you with those puppy eyes and say 'Dekho magar pyaar se'.
But, if she doesn't like you, be prepared for the fake boyfriend thingie. She will look for her phone, dial a number and will begin her, "Yes baby". And after a short but lovely conversation, she will again look at you and will give you the 'I am so off your league, Bro' look.
Girls are really conscious about their health. If she had gain 200 grams, get ready for the whole new diet chart. There are two kinds of girls, ones who eat digestives and the others who eat 'only' digestives. You can easily spot the difference between the two. The one who loves digestive will be calm about it. But the 'only' digestives lovers will judge the diet according to the place. With a bucket of nachos at home, the same girl could be seen being a caloric freak at the public places.
No matter whatever the situation is, girls always have a look to give. Tell her a lame joke, she will give you look, stare at her from a distance, she will notice and give you the cold look, tell her a lie (even if she knows the truth), she will give you a look.. because girls are actually born to give 'the look'.
Waiting for a bus to get home, where her father is waiting, the girl is busy talking to her boyfriend on the phone... Why?
The answer is pretty simple because girls are always talking to the wrong man.
Do you agree that girls are truly like this? Well, I hope you do.
So, let me now introduce the girl behind these ideals, Ankita Shrivastava. Here are the hilarious videos of Ankita where she speaks about her views concerning girls.
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