These Double-Meaning Bollywood Songs Will Awaken The True Pervert In You

Even the sensor board couldn't decode them! 

These Double-Meaning Bollywood Songs Will Awaken The True Pervert In You
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How your parents react when they notice you listening to the modern songs? Well, let me tell you my story. When my parents hear me listening or humming millennial generations songs, they are like, "ye kya sun rahe ho tum?" And then they start praising and commending their generation's songs. You can relate to this statement "purane gaano ki toh baat hi kuch aur hoti thi. Unka kuch matlab hota tha. Aur ye jo tum sun rahe ho, 'Dil disco disco bole saari raat sajna'... what does this even mean?"

I agree with the fact that some songs have lyrics that are not scientifically possible, but today, I have brought for you people, a list of songs that will blow up your mind if you will try to get to their original meaning. The songs that can actually bring out the pervert in you. Songs which say, "khada hai khada hai khada hai... dar pe tere aashiq khada hai...You know what I mean.

So, get ready to laugh out loud as these songs will actually mess with your dirty imaginations. 

Mooh Main Le - Jeena Hai Toh Thok Daal 

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The repeatedly coming 'Mooh main le, mooh main le' and that too holding a lollipop, will for sure tickle your dirty minds. 

Teri Le Loon Baanhe - Tere Mere Beech Mein

I know, I know, but let me clear it out. Here the singer is talking about taking. But people these days, I tell you! 

Din Me Leti Hai - Amaanat

The beginning of this song is like "Din mein leti hai raat mein leti hai, subah ko leti hai sham ko leti hai" I know what you're thinking. But the next line gives a bit satisfaction when it says, "Apne sajan ka apne balam ka, apne pritam ka apne janam ka."

Oh! You still didn't get it. The singer here is talking about how many times she takes her beloved's name (Naam). 

See, told you. It isn't your fault, these songs that will shake your inner pervert. 

Khada Hai - Andaz

In this song, the singer says, "Khada hai khada hai khada hai..." yeah! you must be thinking how sensor board passed this one. But the next line says, "Dar pe tere aashiq khada hai."

Main Maal Gaadi - Andaz

In this song, Juhi Chawla asks her co-star Anil Kapoor "Main maal gaadi hu dhakka laga, dhakka laga re dhakka laga." Even a well-mannered individual will understand this song's double standards. 

Hum To Tambu Mein Bambu - Mard

A line in this song says, "Maine jor lagaaya, Haath se bhi dabaaya." Only the singer knew what he is talking about. 

Bhaag D. K. Bose - Delhi Belly

The more repeatedly you will sing these lines, the more you will fall into confusion, "Bhaag bhaag DK Bose, DK Bose, D K Bose, bhaag bhaag DK "Bose DK" bhaag..."  You know what I mean. Right?

I m Hunter - Gangs Of Wasseypur

When the song says, "I am a hunter, and she wants to see my gun. When I pull it out, the woman starts to run. She begs me to see it, she begs me to show it, But when I reveal it, she wants to run and hide", the singer is actually talking about the GUN. OK?

Choli Ke Peeche Kya Hai - Khalnayak

The singer in this song, Alka Yagnik asks, "Choli ke peeche kya hai, chunri ke neeche kya hai?" To keep it clear, she clarifies in the end "Chunri me dil hai mera."

Laila Teri Le Legi - Shootout At Wadala

"Laila teri le legi, tu likh ke le le"... If you'll judge Laila by this song, you know how much danger she could be. 

I hope you people liked my story. Share this your other B-Town fans and blow up their minds as well.
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