Humans can be confusing at times and women are no exception to this. Alright, we accept that we might be a bit more difficult to understand sometimes but you don't need to tell this to us all the time. The world needs to understand that when a woman says she is fine, she is actually dealing with a lot of things inside her head. Here are few examples that will help you to decode the things we actually say.
I have a wardrobe that is overloaded with clothes but since there is a sale going on, I really want to get new clothes!
What I actually mean is that I am frustrated, depressed, disturbed and now only shopping from Gucci can uplift my mood.
Tell me no fast. If you answer the question yes, I might just stop being friends with you.
I am just PMSing.
What I actually mean is that I didn't like what you just did, and I want you to apologize for it right now.
You did something that I didn't like and instead of being sorry for it, you are irritating me more.
I miss my ex all the time and have thought of calling him at least 100 times.
I am done dealing with you because you never listen to me.
I am in my towel right now, and my hair, nor my makeup is done. I am sorry for lying, but that is the only way you will not shout at me.
In my head, I know she looks stunning, and I am just jealous of her.
I want you to tell me all the details of when, where and how many times have you met her.
What I mean is that cheese and chocolates are allowed in my diet plans.
I have told few people about it, but I don't think that counts because I have told them to keep it a secret as well.
Friends with benefits maybe! And I don't want to tell you anything more than that.
When I say this, I honestly mean that my life is incomplete without you and I wish I could spend all my time with you.