As a child, if you've grown up in India or even if you've spent a few years in this country, you would've automatically adapted the language and slangs used here. And if you understand where I'm going with this, you know what will be coming up next.
You can possibly visit every country in this world, and I can still be sure that the weirdest, bizarre and utter non-sense slangs will still be from India. But you do have to agree on the fact that they are absolutely hilarious and will make you go crazy when decoded!
Today let's talk about a few of the most used slangs in India and their meanings.
Friend: Yaar kal raat ko papa ne mujhe smoke karte hue dekh liya!
You: Beta, teri to waat lag gayi hogi phr?!
Friend: I topped the mid-sem exams!
Friend: Oye! Tune skydiving ki na, how was it?
You: Arey ekdum 'Faadu'!
Friend: Himmat nahi ho rahi Riya se baat karne ki, but I really like her!
You: Saala, 'Fattu'!
Friend: Aur Bhai, London trip kaisa tha?
You: Jhakaas tha, bhai!
Friend: Arey pata hai, Rahul and Riya, from our office are dating!
You: Arey Bakchod, kaam kar le!
Friend group murmuring non-stop.
You: Ye kya bhasad macha rakhi hai!
Friend: *buttering you unnecessarily for a favour*
You: Chaatu, jaa yaha se!
The know it all friend: *showing off his knowledge*
You: Chal be, gyaan baatna hi aata hai kya bas?
Friend: Do you know, Raj slapped our Hindi teacher Mr Bakshi today!?
You: Kaand kar diya ladke ne toh!
Friend: Raat ko sneak out kaise karein ghar se?
You: Kuch jugaad karte hain!
Friend: Riya ne mujhse break-up kar liya! :(
You: Koi na, Bhai! Sab theek ho jayega!
Friend: Aye! Main tera laptop borrow kar lun?
You: Chal, kat le yaha se, sochna bhi mat!
Friend: Main Riya aur Rahul ke sath movie dekhne jaa raha hun!
You: Kyon kebab mein haddi ban raha hai? Jaane de unko akele, date ho jayegi dono ki!
Friend: Chalo yaar kal ka exam miss kar dete hain, mann nahi hai dene ka!
You: Chutiya hai kya?
Friend: *puts cake all over you and your new clothes on your birthday*
You: Sab jhand kar diya!
Friend: Ye Rahul aur Riya ka kya scene hai, Bro?
You: Chakkar chal raha hai bhai dono ka!
Friend: Yaar dekh wo ladki, achi lag rahi hai!
You: Maal hai yaar!
Friend: Mene kal hi naya iPhone and Mac liya!
You: Chal be, jhaadna kahin aur jaake!
Friend: ASAP matlab?
You: Abey dhakkan, tujhse nahi ho paega rehne de!