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23 Dark Jokes Which Will Make You Go LOL

You will get these jokes a bit late but when you get it, it will make you chuckle. Hold on and comment which one you liked the most.

First, go through them and laugh!


23 Dark Jokes Which Will Make You Go LOL

23 Dark Jokes Which Will Make You Go LOL

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1. What does Rihanna say about Chris Brown? Beats me.

1. What does Rihanna say about Chris Brown?  Beats me.

Love really beats her up.

2. Why does NASA drink sprite? Because they couldn't get 7up.

2. Why does NASA drink sprite? Because they couldn't get 7up.

Oh ho ho, Oh ho ho dear.

3. What does NASA stands for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

3. What does NASA stands for?  Need Another Seven Astronauts.

We are NASA and we know it.

4. What's the difference between onions and dead babies? I don't eat onions.

4. What's the difference between onions and dead babies? I don't eat onions.

Nobody likes Onions.

5. What does McDonalds and a Pedophile have in common? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

5. What does McDonalds and a Pedophile have in common? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

Do you think they are similar?

6. What do you call 5 black people hanging on a tree? An Alabama Wind chime.

6. What do you call 5 black people hanging on a tree? An Alabama Wind chime.

Don't get offended, it's just a joke.

7. What do a black man and an apple have in common? They both look nice hanging from trees.

7. What do a black man and an apple have in common? They both look nice hanging from trees.

Do not forget the fact that ''we all are human beings''

8. What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

8. What's worse than a bee sting?  Two bee stings.

What's worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings.

9. When is the only time you wink at a black guy. When you shoot him.

9. When is the only time you wink at a black guy. When you shoot him.

Humanity is the best religion.

10. Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims, they went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.

10. Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims, they went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.

New Yorkers are fastest in almost everything.

11. Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

11. Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

It's a democratic republican country now.

12. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

12. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?  None.

Condolences to potato famine victims.

13. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Jenny.

13. Knock, knock.  Who's there?  Not Jenny.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

14. What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

14. What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies?  I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

And what about Ferrari Ki Sawari?

15. What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

15. What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?  The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

There are reasons why Jews are in comedy.

16. Have you seen Stevie Wonder's House? Neither has he.

16. Have you seen Stevie Wonder's House?  Neither has he.

He's a big family man.

17. What's the best way of getting chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

17. What's the best way of getting chewing gum out of your hair?  Cancer.

Now it's clear that there are several side effects of chewing gum.

18. Where is the best hotel of the world? Auschwitz, 5 million stars.

18. Where is the best hotel of the world? Auschwitz, 5 million stars.

Don't worry, the stars will keep on increasing.

19. What's Helen Keller's dog's name? ARRRGHUGARRR!!!

19. What's Helen Keller's dog's name?  ARRRGHUGARRR!!!

Keller was a life long dog lover.

20. Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to pin up a picture of Jesus.

20. Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?  It only takes one nail to pin up a picture of Jesus.

Whittaker Chambers says - Every man is crucified upon the cross of himself.

21. Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

21. Why did Hitler kill himself?  He saw his gas bill.

Was that the real reason to commit suicide?

22. 90% of women kiss with their eyes closed. Which is why it's so hard to identify a Rapist .

22. 90% of women kiss with their eyes closed. Which is why it's so hard to identify a Rapist .

Bob Hope has said - People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.

23. How do you kill a fox? Chop its leg off and make it run across Canada.

23. How do you kill a fox?  Chop its leg off and make it run across Canada.

Even a Canadian laughs on this.

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