This story now
IN Humor ON
A vampire who stalks you all night, who can smell your blood, who is cold as ice, who sparkles and is a VEGETARIAN. For heaven's sake, a Vampire, really? Imagination is alright. But then, what is villainous, stays villainous!
To add to that, there enters the other guy who has a crush on the most unanimated and least sexy girl of the town. He is a werewolf, for crying out loud! Jacob- no, no he is shirtless.
And that is just the start, I could babble about how stupid Twilight is- forever.
So if you still want to forgive Twilight for what it did to your friends, don't you do that.
Just share it with your friends, they will realize what they had loved all this time was far from being a fiction. It's all just a LIE.
In the real world, that is just gross.
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