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Why Twilight Was Actually The Worst Movie Ever Made.

A vampire who stalks you all night, who can smell your blood, who is cold as ice, who sparkles and is a VEGETARIAN. For heaven's sake, a Vampire, really? Imagination is alright. But then, what is villainous, stays villainous!

To add to that, there enters the other guy who has a crush on the most unanimated and least sexy girl of the town. He is a werewolf, for crying out loud! Jacob- no, no he is shirtless.

And that is just the start, I could babble about how stupid Twilight is- forever.
So if you still want to forgive Twilight for what it did to your friends, don't you do that.
Just share it with your friends, they will realize what they had loved all this time was far from being a fiction. It's all just a LIE. 

Why Twilight Was Actually The Worst Movie Ever Made.

Why Twilight Was Actually The Worst Movie Ever Made.

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She smiled. OMG! That's a first.

She smiled. OMG! That's a first.

Seriously? There is someone who should not remove his shirt.

Seriously? There is someone who should not remove his shirt.

Exactly my reaction Harry!

Exactly my reaction Harry!

Wasn't Jacob always trolled. In the end he imprinted on renesmee, who was just a kid then.

Wasn't Jacob always trolled. In the end he imprinted on renesmee,  who was just a kid then.

In the real world, that is just gross.

The reason why he dazzles.

The reason why he dazzles.

She really had two bad options at hand.

She really had two bad options at hand.

So it is kind of Gay.

So it is kind of Gay.

Here is something. You know what it is called. REALITY.

Here is something. You know what it is called. REALITY.

Harry do it, do it right away!

Harry do it, do it right away!

That would have been the happiest day of my life.

That would have been the happiest day of my life.

That awkward moment when Disney makes sense.

That awkward moment when Disney makes sense.

#tangled is still a better love story than twilight.

Laugh all you want!

Laugh all you want!

MY POINT!

MY POINT!

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That is the best expression she could manage. But din't do it in the movie. The

That is the best expression she could manage. But din't do it in the movie. The

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