Getting married and having kids is a goal for just about anyone, and when you've finally reached it, the world is a much better place. For these 10 husbands, the world has become full of tricks and turns, and they've documented some of their craziest moments via Twitter.
Mondays can be disliked by every living (or, in this case, animated) thing on the planet.
Well, it beats having to buy more shoes, right? Plus, you can save up all that money for a vacation.
Sometimes, you have to throw a toy in their face to stop them from complaining.
Being frozen can also help you avoid cleaning the dishes, doing the laundry, and paying your taxes.
While it may seem odd to want to divorce someone due to constant puns, people have divorced for far worse things such as bringing your mom on their honeymoon or lying about your age.
With over three billion men inhabiting the Earth, it's going to take a long time to get a turn with that brain. Let's hope he brought some magazines to pass the time.
It was probably a good idea to leave the little creature alone.
While wolf attacks rarely occur, it's nice to always be safe than sorry.
To be fair, the best potatoes in the world come from Idaho.
Many people fell victims to the illustrious ball pit over the years. A number of things lost in that fun contraption are astounding.