15 Unbelievable Ironies That Exist Only In India!

15 Unbelievable Ironies That Exist Only In India!
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Slowly but steadily, the extent of hypocrisy prevalent among Indians and the Indian society is unveiling before us, and a simple way to see the same is to look around.

It won't be tough for you to point out a situation of irony or two. However, just for the sake of your simplicity, here we are, with a few of the ironical situations present in India, on Indian roads, and in Indian minds, that will force you rethink what you do yourself!

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You don't need a toilet to piss, but you need a room to kiss!

You don't need a toilet to piss, but you need a room to kiss!

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Enough money to get daughter married. Not a penny to get her educated.

Enough money to get daughter married. Not a penny to get her educated.
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Why talk to strangers when you can marry one?

Why talk to strangers when you can marry one?
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Not a moment to spare. Always in a hurry. But never on time!

Not a moment to spare. Always in a hurry. But never on time!
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Be yourself. But just one rule - don't do anyhting that the crowd is not doing.

Be yourself. But just one rule - don't do anyhting that the crowd is not doing.
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Kill the girl in the womb. She will be a 'bojh'. And then call the neighbour's daughter for performing Kanya Puja. And do remember to preach to everyone ki 'ladki Laxmi hoti hai'.

Kill the girl in the womb. She will be a 'bojh'. And then call the neighbour's daughter for performing Kanya Puja. And do remember to preach to everyone ki 'ladki Laxmi hoti hai'.
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Sex - not something to talk about. Only something to do.

Sex - not something to talk about. Only something to do.
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Call the police, and order a pizza after half an hour. The pizza will probably reach you earlier.

Call the police, and order a pizza after half an hour. The pizza will probably reach you earlier.
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Those who build houses have no house themselves.

Those who build houses have no house themselves.
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It takes a terrorist to knock some sense of unity amongst us. Sad. What's more sad is that the unity is one of two days. Fucking hyporictes!

It takes a terrorist to knock some sense of unity amongst us. Sad. What's more sad is that the unity is one of two days. Fucking hyporictes!
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What goes into the mouth is sold on dirt. And what is used to step on dirt is sold in air conditioned showrooms.

What goes into the mouth is sold on dirt. And what is used to step on dirt is sold in air conditioned showrooms.
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Divided by indigenous languages, united by a foreign one.

Divided by indigenous languages, united by a foreign one.
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India produces as many engineers per year as the population of Switzerland. India is ranked 76th on the Global Innovation Index, while Switzerland in ranked 1st!

India produces as many engineers per year as the population of Switzerland. India is ranked 76th on the Global Innovation Index, while Switzerland in ranked 1st!
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