How To Kill A Successful Relationship Like A True Bollywood Celebrity

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How To Kill A Successful Relationship Like A True Bollywood Celebrity
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We all follow the Tinseltown like the soul-sucking paparazzi, admit it! I know you've been clicking on every juicy-looking gossip that Miss Malini or Whoop presented to your feed.

So, to keep with my current theme of life, I put together this list of how one can easily kill a good healthy relationship, and feeling like a star while doing it too!

How? Read on!

1. The Virat Way: Blame Her For The Game.

1. The Virat Way: Blame Her For The Game.

It's not that hard to lose a girlfriend if you love CS more than her.

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2. The Hrithik Way: Just Go Behind Her Back.

2. The
Hrithik Way: Just Go Behind Her Back.
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I really don't know if this guy can actually be blamed. Just because he kissed one smoking foreigner on screen, his wife flipped. But then again, who knows if her reaction wasn't justified. So this is one sure way to get rid of something perfect: cheat.

3. The Ranbir Way: Think You're Irreplaceable?

3. The Ranbir Way: Think You’re Irreplaceable?
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Boys and girls, this happens to those who are pretty/successful/rich/basically just spoiled. Y'all need to remember that if he/she found you, he/she can find another someone just as good. For all you know, he/she was the reason you were flying so high, darling. Now that he/she is gone, no one looks at you the same. All that high is now someone else's!

4. The Shahid-Saif Way: Pedophilia.

4. The Shahid-Saif Way: Pedophilia.
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Know what can make even the most understanding and chill girlfriend run screaming for the hills? When you show an inclination towards that cutesy 12-year-old with the Happy Meal at McDonald's.

And ladies, take note: guys are always threatened by bigger, stronger, more successful males. Just as threatened as we're attracted to them!

5. The Salman Way: Being (a Repulsive) Human.

5. The
Salman Way: Being (a Repulsive) Human.
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Ok, so I am prepared for all the hatred I'm going to get from the Bhai-fans. But come on, can anyone out there deny that Salman is still single? Despite the fact that he's been with some of the Bollywood's dreamiest women (Aishwarya and Katrina, to name two), maybe he's just not the keeper they're all looking for?

6. The Kangana Way: Talk About Disproportionate!

6. The Kangana Way: Talk About Disproportionate!
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We are living in a culture where if a woman cries "rape," the man is beaten up without much verification. But ladies, try to keep your dignity and other women's voices worth some value. I mean, you can't keep blowing everything up and portraying it to your friends and family. Oh and also, take your meds!

So here we go. The various full-proof ways to get rid of a good relationship in your life just in case you were wondering how to shatter a heart so completely irreversibly that they can't take it anymore.

Let us know in the comments if you have got any other ideas. I'm sure this sappy love-drenched world can use some more hatred!

Have you ever dumped someone Bollywood style?