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9 Perfectly Stupid Reasons To Ban Gay Marriage

Irony...Oh, sweet irony!
People say they have changed. But the truth is very evident. People who chose a different way of living are criticised for reasons as stupid as these. 

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9 Perfectly Stupid Reasons To Ban Gay Marriage

9 Perfectly Stupid Reasons To Ban Gay Marriage

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#Being_Hypocritical Reason 1: Being Gay is not natural...

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 1: Being Gay is not natural...

...because real Americans always reject unnatural stuff like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditiong.

...because real Americans always reject unnatural stuff like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditiong.

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 2: Gay marriage will encourage people to become gay...

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 2: Gay marriage will encourage people to become gay...

...in the same way like hanging out with tall people will make you tall.

...in the same way like hanging out with tall people will make you tall.

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 3: Legalizing Gay marriages will open the doors to all kinds of crazy behavior...

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 3: Legalizing Gay marriages will open the doors to all kinds of crazy behavior...

People may even want to marry their pets because a adog has a legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

People may even want to marry their pets because a adog has a legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 4: Straight marriages have been around a long time and havent changed a things at all.

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 4: Straight marriages have been around a long time and havent changed a things at all.

..women are still propertey, black still cant marry whites and divorce is still illegal.

..women are still propertey, black still cant marry whites and divorce is still illegal.

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 5: Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriages were allowed...

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 5: Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriages were allowed...

...the sanctity of Britney Spears 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

...the sanctity of Britney Spears 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 6: Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 6: Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.

Gay couples, infertile couples and old couples shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages are not full yet and the world needs more children.

Gay couples, infertile couples and old couples shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages are not full yet and the world needs more children.

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 7: Obviously Gay parents will raise GAY children, since straight parents raise straight children.

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 7: Obviously Gay parents will raise GAY children, since straight parents raise straight children.

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 8: Gay Marriages are not supported by religion.

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 8: Gay Marriages are not supported by religion.

In a Theocracy like ours the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That is precisely why we have only one religion in america.

In a Theocracy like ours the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That is precisely why we have only one religion in america.

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 9: Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home...

#Being_Hypocritical Reason 9: Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home...

...that is why as a society we expressively forbid single parents to raise children.

...that is why as a society we expressively forbid single parents to raise children.

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