30 Funny Tweets About Married Life

Get on board with these married life tweets.

30 Funny Tweets About Married Life
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It's common to be instilled with an idea of what marriage and child rearing is all about - but is it the truth? While the media portrays love in 3 steps: find, secure with marriage, hate it all - the real life thing just isn't the same! 

There's nothing quite like the connection between two spouses who are completely comfortable with one another and who are very much in love, but these tweets will still hit home with quite a few of us. Even to those who claim they are in unchanging marital bliss. 

Here, I have compiled the 30 funniest tweet of 2016 that portray this wonderful subject. Do enjoy (and don't tell your wife!)

Also check out: Hilarious Differences Before And After Marriage! 


1. The problem of sharing a brain.

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2. Turning up the heat.

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3. The hidden truth of marriage.

3. The hidden truth of marriage.
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4. What a cute baby...

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5. The universally dreaded question.

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6. So much romance!

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7. The power of the animal pun.

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8. Gotta catch'em all.

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9. Life-saving snacks.

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10. When all you want is to understand your child.

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11. Because women are always right.

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12. Psycho... for Cheetos.

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13. When you just want a cool pet.

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14. When you know you're the best creation of God.

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15. The importance of memory.

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16. When you just don't know what's right to do.

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17. Oh, how things change when you have kids.

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18. The power of knowledge.

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19. Love it when my 'wi'... when 'I' do the chores.

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20. I promise I didn't do nothing.

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21. The importance of marriage equality.

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22. It's what's on the outside that counts.

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23. The usefulness of child's play.

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24. Don't Even Breathe.

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25. The truth of bedtime.

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26. You got to admit... it's gonna happen.

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27. When your memory fails and your urges take over.

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28. Get what you want, not what you need.

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29. She knows what you want to say... every time.

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30. Always play it safe.

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You can relate these tweets with your life if you are married.