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Do we get irritated by watching boring news daily? Actor A was found with actress B and they are having an affair, or the national news channel where 10 people in a debate and keep fighting instead of a healthy debate?
News channel cooks up when they don't have anything to serve. Here's a take on what news channel serve when they don't have any news.
Adding scary tunes in the background to catch the attention of the viewer. Then, you didn't let the guest to speak and keep giving him a beating. But Arnab, you are good as you raise valid issues.
6 people shouting ridiculously at each other, making no sense at all and the poor anchor has to manage them all. Why do they do such things at the first place ?
Haven't you dated anyone ever? Why the f*ck does this make a news. Let them date and live as they want.
If he had to he would have done it ages ago. Grow up man and get some real news.
Haven't they ever got anything more horrible or uglier things that they decided on to make it a news?
I would definitely like to know how does it really matter in today's date?
And the players practicing and playing for hours on the field are worthless. Let's focus on an octopus or a camel. What's next? A whale?
As if the whole world proved smaller than their newsroom.
"Welcome back after the break. Since you know we don't have any news to put in, we'll again take a short break of 10 minutes here. Stay tuned."
Really? Isn't it quite daring to decide the fate of a team at world cup or the result of an election with SMS polls?
The nation wants to know? What do you get paid for? Surely not for such crap. Is there some problem with electromagnets also a government problem?
Damn! Who would like to watch these news channels in those hours when they sit and analyse the episode of Saas-Bahu soaps.
Even the poor correspondent didn't find anything for which he was sent. Bad luck here too! Disclaimer- This is just an humorous take on Indian media, in no form we want to harm any credibility of any Indian media channel.