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IN Celebrities ON 26 Nov, 2016
Avantika Malik, Sonam Kapoor, Nandita Mahtani, Nargis Fakhri, Deepika Padukone, Katrina Kaif and many more to come.
No these are not just the Tinseltown hotties but a list of Bollywood girlfriends that the President of Happy Club, Ranbir Kapoor had in his 9-year-long B-town career. Six high-profile girlfriends in 9 years, not bad Ganglu.
Ranbir Kapoor's list of girlfriends may never end and what else remain never-ending is our deep analysis of Bollywood breakups and all other gossips. So here we are with our guests Ranbir Kapoor and Katrina Kaif.
Is breakup mein bhi kuchh baat hai...
''Kya ladki hai yaar,
baal silky silky gaal milky milky,
ye toh chalti phirti
Vanilla ice cream hai''
This is how Ranbir used to define Katrina back in 2009. It took no longer for them to fall for each other and give heart breaks to Deepika (Ranbir's ex) and Salman (Katrina's ex).
Yes, this was the phase that they'll probably cherish for life. Ranbir and Katrina went for the vacation in Ibiza and if rumors are to be taken seriously, to Maldives as well. Although paparazzi made sure to be there capturing their private moments, they surely had a great time together.
Down the line, things fall apart and we started hearing rumors about the couple who was supposed to get married breaking apart.
Everything aside, did Ranbir really burn Katrina's pics?
Recently, Ranbir went a step further in taking out his frustration over his recent string of breakups and he chose a very creative way to do that.
Katrina blamed the ''non-commitment'' issue as a reason behind their relationship fail and Ranbir says that they are still good to go together in ''professional career''.
But when it comes to commenting on the way breakups are to be dealt, this is what Ranbir has to advise anyone who has recently been through a breakup.
He made sure that his message remains an ''indirect'' one and Amitabh Bhattacharya, the lyricist of The Breakup Song, did justice to his feelings while writing the song.
Look carefully at Katrina's steps in the song and then try to create an analogy with the steps that Ranbir chose to do in his latest dance vid.
Just look at the way Ranbir Kapoor danced out their breakup scenario. His expressions while imitating Katrina speaks volumes about how badly he wants to make his message around his latest ex, clear.
''Wahi kahaani phir ek baar, majnu ne liye kapde faad, maar tamasha beech bazaar''
Ranbir must've had hundreds of other options to pull-off a great choreography but he went for these Katrina Kaif dance steps.
Was it intentional?
On Badshah's break up special rap, Ranbir did more than 3 steps that are signature Katrina steps and signaled a unique reply to her.
Who knows, as far as Katrina is sexy and we have our analytical eyes set on every curve, sorry, on every move that these celebs make, we're happy giving you the masala stories.
''Photo jalaa ke kar de raakh, **** teri maa ki ####''
I need not explain this, do I?