It was yesterday when the 45th President of the United States Of America took the pledge for a "great America." It turns out American states are up on a roll with Donald Trump winning the US presidential elections 2016. We feel you, don't worry!
While you might have broken your new year's resolution, lost your car keys, broken your favorite bottle of wine, I bet there cannot be anything worse than having Trump to run the world on the tips of his dainty fingers. And the only way you can live under him is if you are a Trumpite.
However, there might be a lot of awful situations, here are just a few of those worst case scenarios.
We know Trump loves colors and he surely will appoint a lot of fine ladies in the White House.
FLOTUS, Melanie Trump is indeed gorgeous but unlike Michelle Obama, you will see her dressed all hot and sexy at the White House.
Oh, we remember Donald tweeting and tagging Luke Brinker, telling him what the White House will look like after he wins. He is about to do that now.
He will transform the White House with a lot of gold, casinos, bars and girls. Of course!
Ah! Who wouldn't love the thought of it? Instead of Melanie Trump lying in satin sheets and barely covered, you'll get to have a look at this man in a fluffy furry blanket flaunting his gorgeous skin.
There won't ever be normally painted walls; there will be decorated bikini walls displaying girls in bikinis with machine guns. Don't worry. You'll be able to take selfies there.
There will be stripping and a lot of parties involving really fine ladies dolled up in dresses and ready to make you swoon for life.
Trumpites, that is what you will be called? And once a Trumpite, always a Trumpite, it will be.
Don't you worry about your girl? She will be given excellent classes on how to become a successful Trumpite. It's going to be a monarchy you see.
We know that Trump is not happy with Iran and ISIS. I am 110% sure that he is about to do something about the Iran issue.
I hope this would have given you a good laff. Do not forget to mention more points if you wish to.