Sometimes it's good to be the innocent liar!
We all have good and bad days in our not-so-predictable life. There comes a time in your life when you just don't feel like going to work, reading the same shit and working on the same boring desk. Sometimes you actually need a break from your own routine. So, it is probably time to fake some excuse and get off from office today. We all know that we are simply sick of giving the 'not feeling well' excuse and that excuse is so vulnerable that there is not a single boss in the world who will agree on this until and unless you show them your official medical reports, LOL!
Well, to ease your pain and to make your working days better I have come up with some coolest excuses that can guarantee you a day off at work, no matter how grouchy your boss is.
You don't believe? Check it out yourself and you can thank me later!
Ooops! How could that happen to me? LOL!
Don't worry, it's tried and tested. And it works.
You can not concentrate on anything unless you go and see if they are okay.
If your boss is a pet lover, you have definitely made a right excuse and he is convinced.
It's always easy to make someone emotionally weak and then to have them convinced on any damn things you say.
The best excuse you can give to your male boss ever! I'm sure he will never have the guts to ask you to be precise.
PTM (Parent-Teacher Meeting) time you know!
The damsel in distress needs me to be around her to support and console her. How can I avoid my sister/best friend??
Ouch! It hurts but it will hurt your boss harder when you will ask for a leave. LOL! And s/he won't say NO to this noble cause.
No one would dare to go against the law...would you?
Ewww! What else can your boss say on this? You're a free bird now. Sit back, relax and enjoy your day!
Last but not least I would like to mention here:
"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool."
Don't dare to do it regularly with your not-so-innocent boss.
Or else you will be caught soon and will be fired. *Giggles*