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10 Coolest And Innovative Excuses For Taking Leave That Won't Make Your Boss Angry

We all have good and bad days in our not-so-predictable life. There comes a time in your life when you just don't feel like going to work, reading the same shit and working on the same boring desk. Sometimes you actually need a break from your own routine. So, it is probably time to fake some excuse and get off from office today. We all know that we are simply sick of giving the 'not feeling well' excuse and that excuse is so vulnerable that there is not a single boss in the world who will agree on this until and unless you show them your official medical reports, LOL!

Well, to ease your pain and to make your working days better I have come up with some coolest excuses that can guarantee you a day off at work, no matter how grouchy your boss is.

You don't believe? Check it out yourself and you can thank me later!

10 Coolest And Innovative Excuses For Taking Leave That Won't Make Your Boss Angry

10 Coolest And Innovative Excuses For Taking Leave That Won't Make Your Boss Angry

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1. You have locked your car keys in your car and the locksmith is taking too long.

1. You have locked your car keys in your car and the locksmith is taking too long.

Ooops! How could that happen to me? LOL!

Don't worry, it's tried and tested. And it works.

2. A close family member has met with an accident and you need to go check on their health. 

2. A close family member has met with an accident and you need to go check on their health. 

You can not concentrate on anything unless you go and see if they are okay.

3. Your pet is miserably ill and you need to take it to the vet.

3. Your pet is miserably ill and you need to take it to the vet.

If your boss is a pet lover, you have definitely made a right excuse and he is convinced.

4. Your spouse is too sick to get out of bed and you have to be around them to take care.

4. Your spouse is too sick to get out of bed and you have to be around them to take care.

It's always easy to make someone emotionally weak and then to have them convinced on any damn things you say. 

5. If you are a woman, you can certainly show your 'female problem' card and it will probably work.

5. If you are a woman, you can certainly show your 'female problem' card and it will probably work.

The best excuse you can give to your male boss ever! I'm sure he will never have the guts to ask you to be precise.

6. Your child's teacher has called to demand an immediate meeting.

6. Your child's teacher has called to demand an immediate meeting.

PTM (Parent-Teacher Meeting) time you know!

7. Your cousin or best friend had a bad breakup with her bf/gf and you have to help her overcome with that miserable feeling.

7. Your cousin or best friend had a bad breakup with her bf/gf and you have to help her overcome with that miserable feeling.

The damsel in distress needs me to be around her to support and console her. How can I avoid my sister/best friend??

8. You need to go for blood donation.

8. You need to go for blood donation.

Ouch! It hurts but it will hurt your boss harder when you will ask for a leave. LOL! And s/he won't say NO to this noble cause.

9. You are witness to a hit and run case and you have to be present at police station for a statement.

9. You are witness to a hit and run case and you have to be present at police station for a statement.

No one would dare to go against the law...would you?

10. You have diarrhea. And nothing else you have to say!

10. You have diarrhea. And nothing else you have to say!

Ewww! What else can your boss say on this? You're a free bird now. Sit back, relax and enjoy your day!

Last but not least I would like to mention here:

"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool."

Don't dare to do it regularly with your not-so-innocent boss.

Or else you will be caught soon and will be fired. *Giggles*

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