W e are not giving any interview tips but we are warning you to not create this nuisance while facing an interview. Job interviews can be made fun by just saying a few inappropriate things. But they will definitely tickle a funny bone when you recite your " experience" to all your friends later sometime in life. Feel free to share! You can follow us on twitter at WittyFeed.
Q : What are your strengths? A : *Rap till you can breathe no more* *collapse*
Q : uh, and what are you supposed to be? A : Wait, this ISN'T the audition for America's got talent?
However : This would sum up the impression you just made.
A : Oh is that a picture of your wife on the table? MM! Can't wait for the company picnic.
A fair warning. That might end in a call to the police station.
Q: What is the Capital of Chile? A : Yellow.
How you feel the interview went!
how it actually went
Q : So why are you interested in this job? A : *stand up and randomly start singing the national anthem and pretend to be offended when no one else gets up from their seats*
Q : Let's negotiate your salary. A : *Get up, kick the desk and yell : THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA*
Q : Where do you see yourself five years from now? A : *look around to make sure no one is watching* We don't have time for friendly talk. The Zombies are going to GET you if YOU DON'T DO AS I SAY!
Q : What are your qualifications? A : My mom is sick and I need the money to buy the medicines for my mother and my little brother has no shoes. Feel free to share.
Interviewers be uncomfortable like :
Q : Any questions? A : uh..you guys don't take blood tests do you? Q : excuse me? A : *sniff* *constantly scratch your nose with your thumb* Blood tests, urine samples...know what I'm saying?
Q : We'd like to know if you have any queries. A : Alright O ray, First Question goes to you!