10 Things You Must Not Say In An Interview.

10 Things You Must Not Say In An Interview.
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We are not giving any interview tips but we are warning you to not create this nuisance while facing an interview.

Job interviews can be made fun by just saying a few inappropriate things. But they will definitely tickle a funny bone when you recite your "experience" to all your friends later sometime in life. 

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1) Be a rap God

1) Be a rap God

Q : What are your strengths? A : *Rap till you can breathe no more* *collapse*

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2) Look Different

2) Look Different
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Q : uh, and what are you supposed to be? A : Wait, this ISN'T the audition for America's got talent?

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However : This would sum up the impression you just made.

3) Be Creepy

3) Be Creepy
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A : Oh is that a picture of your wife on the table? MM! Can't wait for the company picnic.

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A fair warning. That might end in a call to the police station.

4) Show up Intoxicated

4) Show up Intoxicated
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Q: What is the Capital of Chile? A : Yellow.

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How you feel the interview went!

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how it actually went

5) Drama Queen

5) Drama Queen
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Q : So why are you interested in this job? A : *stand up and randomly start singing the national anthem and pretend to be offended when no one else gets up from their seats*

6) Like a boss.

6) Like a boss.
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Q : Let's negotiate your salary. A : *Get up, kick the desk and yell : THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA*

7) Pretend to be from the future

7) Pretend to be from the future
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Q : Where do you see yourself five years from now? A : *look around to make sure no one is watching* We don't have time for friendly talk. The Zombies are going to GET you if YOU DON'T DO AS I SAY!

8) Sob Story

8) Sob Story
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Q : What are your qualifications? A : My mom is sick and I need the money to buy the medicines for my mother and my little brother has no shoes. Feel free to share.

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Interviewers be uncomfortable like :

9) Ask uncomfortable Questions.

9) Ask uncomfortable Questions.
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Q : Any questions? A : uh..you guys don't take blood tests do you? Q : excuse me? A : *sniff* *constantly scratch your nose with your thumb* Blood tests, urine samples...know what I'm saying?

10) Talk Like A Game Show Host

10) Talk Like A Game Show Host
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Q : We'd like to know if you have any queries. A : Alright O ray, First Question goes to you!