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10 Things You Must Not Say In An Interview.

We are not giving any interview tips but we are warning you to not create this nuisance while facing an interview.

Job interviews can be made fun by just saying a few inappropriate things. But they will definitely tickle a funny bone when you recite your "experience" to all your friends later sometime in life. 

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10 Things You Must Not Say In An Interview.

10 Things You Must Not Say In An Interview.

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1) Be a rap God

1) Be a rap God

Q : What are your strengths? A : *Rap till you can breathe no more* *collapse*

2) Look Different

2) Look Different

Q : uh, and what are you supposed to be? A : Wait, this ISN'T the audition for America's got talent?

However : This would sum up the impression you just made.

3) Be Creepy

3) Be Creepy

A : Oh is that a picture of your wife on the table? MM! Can't wait for the company picnic.

A fair warning. That might end in a call to the police station.

4) Show up Intoxicated

4) Show up Intoxicated

Q: What is the Capital of Chile? A : Yellow.

How you feel the interview went!

how it actually went

5) Drama Queen

5) Drama Queen

Q : So why are you interested in this job? A : *stand up and randomly start singing the national anthem and pretend to be offended when no one else gets up from their seats*

6) Like a boss.

6) Like a boss.

Q : Let's negotiate your salary. A : *Get up, kick the desk and yell : THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA*

7) Pretend to be from the future

7) Pretend to be from the future

Q : Where do you see yourself five years from now? A : *look around to make sure no one is watching* We don't have time for friendly talk. The Zombies are going to GET you if YOU DON'T DO AS I SAY!

8) Sob Story

8) Sob Story

Q : What are your qualifications? A : My mom is sick and I need the money to buy the medicines for my mother and my little brother has no shoes. Feel free to share.

Interviewers be uncomfortable like :

9) Ask uncomfortable Questions.

9) Ask uncomfortable Questions.

Q : Any questions? A : uh..you guys don't take blood tests do you? Q : excuse me? A : *sniff* *constantly scratch your nose with your thumb* Blood tests, urine samples...know what I'm saying?

10) Talk Like A Game Show Host

10) Talk Like A Game Show Host

Q : We'd like to know if you have any queries. A : Alright O ray, First Question goes to you!

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