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IN People ON 05 Jan, 2015
Since you tend to meet a whole lot of people at a party - distinct, different, strange, cheerful, cool, cocky, nonchalant, charming and sometimes emotional. The entire spectrum of human emotions tends to be on display at these events. For those people whose alter ego takes over, you must read to see what exactly are you when you're inebriated.
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Apparently, some people are under the impression that looking like a total whack job throughout makes them fabulous. Not judging, but buddy, take a look at the pictures later, will you?
There are those who think constantly talking about their exes/cats/any kind of pets/Showing pictures of them pouting is an excellent means of passing the time. Newsflash : It isn't.
Are you too happy? too sad? who can tell?
These people choose to be the responsible ones of the group. They'd hold back your hair while you throw up or take away your car keys and your phone when you order the 3rd shot. They'd drive you home or probably let you sleep over at their place and help you get over the hangover!
So the dopa-mine in their body increased exponentially in a couple of hours. Now they seem like Santa Claus on LSD.
And you watch them like : Ugh you filthy animal.
It's like they are bats. Only their echolocation abilities work for all the people they can hit on, instead of food.
It can be really entertaining to watch them fail.
"NOTHING is good enough. The alcohol tastes like cough syrup! The only person the DJ is entertaining is himself! The food is so bad I'm gonna throw up before I even drink! Why is everyone so boring?" Yes man. Relax. Shit happens.
A moment of silence for the people with the patience to tolerate the constant complaining. Patience level: Master Shifu.
Lets face it. No matter how funny they look they enjoy the most!
And you wanna join them like: You are the best of all.
This category is exclusively for those who get out of the party looking just the way they did when they entered. Not a single strand of hair misplaced, let alone looking like a tsunami victim like the rest of us.
Exact opposite of number 9. This kind is probably still alive only because of some sort of a miracle. Because that's what it takes to not get run over by something or someone when you're lying drunk on the pavement/street at 3 am. Ever happened with you?
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