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13 Reasons Why You Desperately Need A Punjabi Friend.

Punjabis are a synonym to fun, fun and a lot of fun. They are passel of happy-go-lucky people with the most unhinged brains ever. Imagine "Jab We Met" with no Punjabi Geet character and Kangana in Queen respectively. The whole bollywood is laced with Punjabi characters and makers like Karan Johar would be nothing without his punjabi roles.

Keeping all that apart, To be honest I've spent almost a year with Punjabi Jatts and Jattis and they have giant circumferenced hearts albeit a little less on the mind. They are crazy, unpredictable, foodies, loyal and so much more. There's a reason why Punjabis sing "saade naal rahoge te, aish karoge". Burraa!

Jee Aayan Nu! (Please come in)

13 Reasons Why You Desperately Need A Punjabi Friend.

13 Reasons Why You Desperately Need A Punjabi Friend.

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Do you have a Punjabi Friend?

Do you have a Punjabi Friend?

Here are the reasons why you need one desperately!

1. Punjabi boys are not the Veerji material!

1. Punjabi boys are not the Veerji material!

They've got what they call sex appeal and they are smartly dressed.

2. Punjabi's do not entertain any type of criticism!

2. Punjabi's do not entertain any type of criticism!

Do NOT! I say! They have this huge respect for themselves in their messed up little minds. And they will make you respect them too, the day you bring alive the critic in you.

3. Thank Baba Nanak for not making gluttony a sin for Punjabis.

3. Thank Baba Nanak for not making gluttony a sin for Punjabis.

Punjabis believe the way to a person's heart is through their stomach.

4. Ba-da-ba-Bakwaas!

4. Ba-da-ba-Bakwaas!

"You talk a lot, God i need to sleep!" I know I've said that in my mind a 100 times to the Punjabis right in front of me.

5. Punjabi Raanjhe Free Free Free!

5. Punjabi Raanjhe Free Free Free!

They have this misconception of trying to look cool anywhere and everywhere though girls are the green signal! But trust me, they totally rock at fun.

6. Why aren't you laughing at me? Everything I say is adorable.

6. Why aren't you laughing at me? Everything I say is adorable.

They believe laughing on other's jokes (PJs included) are a way of showing respect.

7. He is a Punjabi and he won't keep calm. Period.

7. He is a Punjabi and he won't keep calm. Period.

They are very muscular, oddly enough a lot of muscles inside their skulls.

9. Pura London Thumakkda!

9. Pura London Thumakkda!

Punjabi girls have a knack to light up any occasion breaking into Gidda or Bhangra.

10. I just like to smile and make others smile.

10. I just like to smile and make others smile.

Jappian, te pappian!( hugs and kisses) The world needs love.

11. Loud was a word just made for them.

11. Loud was a word just made for them.

Laughing out loud, speaking out loud, singing out loud, shouting out loud etc etc are their birth rights alone.

12. They can have Bhangra anywhere, anytime.

 12. They can have Bhangra anywhere, anytime.

They grow learning Bhangra! Credits to the Big Fat Punjabi Weddings.

13. All Fun comes in Punjabi packages

13. All Fun comes in Punjabi packages

They are the coolest people on Earth and every minute spent with them will be the best of all.

12. Punjabi SWAG

12. Punjabi SWAG

Tailors, boutique wali aunties are all on their speed dial.

13. Live Life Singh Size!!

13. Live Life Singh Size!!

We should get boozed tonight and every night!! Lonely no more. Moral of the story- We all should love Punjabis!

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