The purity of children is the true example of innocence. The best thing that I love children is their cuteness and simplicity in saying anything. But to be honest, they sometimes say such things that become creepy public stuff.
If you have kids, you can truly understand that their sayings can freak you out.
Well, few parents have shared their stories of the harrowing things said by their kids on Reddit.
Have a look.
His son replied him goodbye dad instead of good night. His father corrected him to which he said, 'I know, but this time it is goodbye.' Well, after that the father had to keep a check on him.
He was pretending to hit her, but when someone advised him not to hit her. He denied that he wasn't going to and then whispered, 'if it was a real hammer I would.'
1. A man was visiting a friend's place to see his new baby and his son's first words were "When will that baby die?"
2. When his son was much younger, he would talk about the woman who lived in their wall and missed her family. The man then found his son in his room laying there, and he said that he was lying down with the lonely woman.
"I am happy because you are my mommy now. I like you more than my last mommy. I want you to be my mommy next time, too. Promise me, you will be my mommy".
He used to wake up from slumber every time they crossed cemetery but once when they were passing the son turned up the music because voices were too loud and he couldn't hear the music properly. The boy seemed so understanding at that age.
While her dad was changing her in front of the open closet door, she pointed towards the closet and said, 'the man with the snake neck." The man really got terrified and surprisingly the daughter wasn't scared at all.
He was cuddling with her and being very sweet. He took her face in his hands, and brought his face close to hers, then said her that she's very old, and will die soon. Then he made a point of looking at the clock.
"Daddy, remember that time we died?"
"Death is the poor man's doctor."
"What do you see through the black circles in my eyes when you're controlling me when I'm at school?"
If there was a baby in her belly to which she replied yes and then he suddenly headed towards the kitchen and said, "We need to get it out. I'll go get the knife."
He asked, 'what that large thing was on top of the heart.' She replied, 'vessel' and the 'aorta'. Then he said he couldn't see his aorta to which his mother said that it is deep inside the body so you could not see. And he replied, "That's ok mommy. Maybe when you're dead, I'll look at yours."
"My other dad is visiting tonight."
The man replied, "Oh yeah, when?"
"Oh, you can't see him. Only I can. And he comes at 13 o'clock."
And all were like...speechless!
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