TV Remote is my best friend!
7PM: check, Popcorn: check, Remote: check, A tour to washroom: check.
So, your favorite TV show is on. You know you can download it from the torrenting sources, but the real essence is felt when you watch it on TV.
Call yourself a 'couch potato' or a 'soap-worm', you know you are addicted to TV when these situations relate to you.
You cry when the character dies, you can explain their roles well, instead of rambling a chapter from a book. These signs are a telltale that you are emotionally attached to the character.
Also, you avoid all sort of social media to keep the spoilers at bay.
'Brangelina', 'Mondler', I can list endless nicknames I remember from all the sitcoms I watched.
Even if your partner is not a TV buff, even if s/he finds the shows you watch shitty, you feed them with all the stories of every show you've watched.
(Oh, I gotta leave. I have an appointment).
Oooo, a fanpage! Me likey! :D
Control your urges!!!!!!
Oh, you bet, she is! :D