I don't know where to start from... I wish I had the availability of those Whatsapp emoticons because it would have made my task of explaining you much easier.
We have all got to 'chat' with someone who considered his sense of humour to be very good but the case was different. Or say, with someone who gives sudden replies on hearing something good. Yeah well, I have got to!
But of all, we exclaimed and laughed the most at the gold diggers. Yes! Yes! Yes! You are guessing it right, I have a compilation of the funniest ones.
But I agree with the guy... it is always expensive.
You could have asked for something pristine... if you know what I mean!
What is it... jealousy?
Da... I think this trick is obsolete now. Girls try new one.
She cannot be a gold digger.
Well, I don't know whether you are rich or Rich... I love you for your smartness.