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You are out with your guys, having fun and you missed 4 calls from your girl who was supposedly waiting for you at the mall. WHAM! You've got to save your ass and RUN! Your existence is in danger.
Some mistakes are forgivable but the things I have lined up for you right here can never be forgiven. Mark my words and note them down somewhere in your pocket diary. Saying something wrong to your wife or girlfriend will make you pay for the rest of your lives.
I can say it with a full affirming smirk. I do these too.
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And you missed her calls right when she saw her dream dress on discount. You've got to run and get her that dress. But if it is no longer available, you've got some real explaining to do.
That's a crime! If you did this, get ready for a month full of chills and "You don't love me anymore." as mundane as your Mondays are.
When she asks you how she's looking or which dress she should put on, please pause your silent game. She hates it. And make sure you reply her back. There is nothing that can save you.
You are in DANGER! Trust me, don't try and compliment other girls, if you don't know how to compliment your girl. And bring on your excuses while she hurls truckloads of abuses.
Imagine your head under a sword. Prepare yourself for crocodile tears and loads of out of the box statements! After all, there ain't a crime as serious as calling your girl fat or plump.
You need to take special care of this mister. Do not forget to distinguish between pink and purple, and make sure you know exactly what to say even if it's the 55th dress she's trying.
If you think she only thinks about her own clothes, you are highly mistaken. It is your clothes as well that matter a lot. If you dress like a potato bag, she won't give you a second thought. Be a man and know how to sway your girl with that bow tie.
And if you wish to chill with your guys while she shops her heart out without giving you all the endless calls, ask her to download the StyleDotMe app where she can get instant fashion advice from a couple of like-minded people in the community.
That means more fun for you and less nagging for her.
Download the app here (iPhone users).
For Android users, head over here and enjoy your dearest get all dolled up.