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Want To Impress Someone? Then Don't Use These 12 Pick Up Lines 

Let's be honest- cheesy lines hardly ever work. The girl will throw a pity giggle your way, but never her number. 

Want to break the ice? Just go and say 'hi.' Don't make yourself and the other person uncomfortable. If you use cheesy pick-up lines you'll definitely get one thing and that is an eye roll.

Given below are a few awful and worst pick-up lines you've ever heard.


Want To Impress Someone? Then Don't Use These 12 Pick Up Lines 

Want To Impress Someone? Then Don't Use These 12 Pick Up Lines 

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I didn't see that coming.

I didn't see that coming.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

If you intend to say this, the only natural disaster here is you.

You definitely need to visit a doctor.

You definitely need to visit a doctor.

You are so beautiful, you made me forget my line.

I really hope that this person forgets this conversation.

Oh No!

Oh No!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you!

This is probably the cheesiest and the worst line you can ever say. So please don't.

Avoid! Avoid!

Avoid! Avoid!

Do you have a map? Because I am getting lost in your eyes.

Please don't make a fool out of yourself by saying this.

Annoying.

Annoying.

Here I am, what were your other two wishes?

Well, the person must have asked for a charming personality and a sensible person, but unfortunately, that's not you.

Oh please!

Oh please!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Well, listening to this shit, the conversation will hurt.

Looks like you dropped something..my jaw!

Looks like you dropped something..my jaw!

Looks like you also dropped something too, your dignity.

Like really?

Like really?

I just Googled ''sexy'' and your picture came up

Well, after saying this, you should google NOT INTERESTED

Come on!

Come on!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

Just stop this time. After listening to this, the girl must try hitting a moving object. Apparently this time, it's you

Lust and more lust

Lust and more lust

Excuse me? Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

Well, this line smells like desperation and irritates the hell out of the other person.

One more drink, please

One more drink, please

Is your dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

Well, are you a plumber, because this line is a piece of shit

There is something wrong with my eyes, I can''t take them off you

There is something wrong with my eyes, I can''t take them off you

Just don't. Don't be a loser that aims so high.

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