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IN Hilarious ON 28 Sep, 2016
Sex doesn't have to be perfect all the time. Best orgasm is achieved when you're crazy, experimental and wild with sex. You don't need to remain serious during sexual intercourse. Awkward things and mistakes do happen in sex, and you need to be cool about it.
Here, I am sharing some of the hilarious confessions of women about their sex fails. Enjoy!
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"Tried to do the 'grab him by the front of his shirt and kiss him real hard' thing. Ended up doing the 'grab him by the front of his shirt and oh god oh no did I really rip out that much chest hair oh nooo' thing instead."
"I once told my ex that I wanted 'my cock down my throat' while going down on him. He pulled back and was like 'really? Your own dick down your own throat?'"
"My bf was going down on me once, and it was cold, so he had wrapped himself up in my comforter, which was extremely purple at the time. Suddenly I remembered that stupid song about flying purple people eaters, and I started cracking up so hard he had to stop and ask me what was going on, and it took me a bit to be able to explain."
"I have said quite a few not so sexy things during sexy time, but I guess my significant other got used to it. I have said 'stuff me like a cream puff or 'stuff me like a turkey'. I have no idea what prompted me to say those, but we had a good laugh."
"One time during a blow job he was doing a little thrusting and I guess he closed his eyes and lost aim because I got his wiener ramming into my nose. I couldn't stop laughing, just rolling around on the bed trying not to cry from laughing so hard."
"My ex-boyfriend and I were talking dirty over the phone back when we were dating. I thought to tell him that I would 'blow his brains out' was an excellent way to make him crave a blow job. It went as well as you'd expect."
"I was f*cking my wife, and she looks back at me and says, "Who's pussy is that?" I was concentrating so hard on humping her and trying to last longer that I blurted out, "That's YOUR pussy!-- I mean that's MY pussy!" She started laughing her ass off, and I just let her laugh while I kept pounding away, but I was laughing too in a few seconds."
"During sex with my partner, I said in a dirty voice that his grabbing my ass was like 'you're kneading two lumps of dough'."
"I was having wild drunk sex with my ex-boyfriend, and I was on top. He grabbed hold of my rib cage with both hands, close to my armpits and it tickled SO much. I told him to stop, but he didn't, and I just peed. Peed all over him. Yep..."
"As a high school kid, I was once making out with my boyfriend in the back seat of his car in a parking lot when I felt something hard in his pants pressing into me. I started stroking it until he cut me off with 'That's my wallet'."
If you've experienced any such sex fails, then please share in the comment section below.
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