Yikes! Things cannot get any more awkward.
"Never, ever say the dildo accidentally turned itself on."
- Chuck Palahniuk
When we're a toddler, we play with toys but what do we do when we become an adult? We continue to play with toys, but the shape and size of the same changes. However, the ultimate goal of seeking pleasure remains the same. Welcome to the world of dildos!
Some battles never end. And when it comes to sexual pleasure, it will keep on going. Don't play hide and seek with your vibrator otherwise be ready to die of shame.
It's not a crime unless you get caught!
Here are some confessions which will make you cringe.
Do you have any adult toy horror stories? Comment and let us know!