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IN Hilarious ON 31 Dec, 2014
We all are brought up by our parents teaching us not to lie but we end up learning some of the inevitable ones and lying in these situations are not intended and it happens eventually.
If a lie is spoken for not waking up early in the morning, it actually isn't hurting anyone and we haven't broken a promise or anything.
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That's what we start our day with. A lie!
When you are way too lazy to take down things you learned for those 40 minutes with an assumption that you'll remember it for eternity.
The biggest lie on the history of history of internet and every single person in this world must have taken a bite from it once in their life for sure.
And this is when you aren't even out of your bed.
You are way too confident to say this one but don't even remember yourself when did you took a bath last time. Thanks to winters!
And now I dare you to say it in front of her? Will you? Let it be, I know you just can't.
Babe, he's lying there, i repeat he's lying! Bump into his room and he'll have a lot to explain about.
Dude, but your service provider says you still have that balance of 70.13. What are they for? You saving for your honeymoon?
He got you there and this time there's escaping and it's for your own good: "Please do wear your helmets while you drive, you've got people waiting for you at home."
She isn't a mother for no reason and you still dare to lie. You idiot! Go home and your flat belly will speak the truth on your behalf.
And we all know tomorrow never comes. Plus you're now a pro at last night studies so why take the pain everyday. High Five!
And just a day before you promised the same thing for some 1154th time to the same person but it does make up for quire a few things surely.
The biggest lie ever you would have ever told to your dad and just wish that he doesn't check up your phone's wallpaper or photo gallery or ask for Facebook password or anything else.
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