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13 Biggest Lies People Always Say, They Are Inevitable.

We all are brought up by our parents teaching us not to lie but we end up learning some of the inevitable ones and lying in these situations are not intended and it happens eventually.  

If a lie is spoken for not waking up early in the morning, it actually isn't hurting anyone and we haven't broken a promise or anything.

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13 Biggest Lies People Always Say, They Are Inevitable.

13 Biggest Lies People Always Say, They Are Inevitable.

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Just 5 minutes more!

Just 5 minutes more!

That's what we start our day with. A lie!

I don't need to write it down, I'll memorise it.

I don't need to write it down, I'll memorise it.

When you are way too lazy to take down things you learned for those 40 minutes with an assumption that you'll remember it for eternity.

I agree to the terms and conditions...

I agree to the terms and conditions...

The biggest lie on the history of history of internet and every single person in this world must have taken a bite from it once in their life for sure.

I'll be there in just a minute, am stuck in traffic.

I'll be there in just a minute, am stuck in traffic.

And this is when you aren't even out of your bed.

Yeah, I did took a bath today! Why?

Yeah, I did took a bath today! Why?

You are way too confident to say this one but don't even remember yourself when did you took a bath last time. Thanks to winters!

Why do I need to be scared of my girlfriend?

Why do I need to be scared of my girlfriend?

And now I dare you to say it in front of her? Will you? Let it be, I know you just can't.

Baby, I am not feeling any good today, can't show up.

Baby, I am not feeling any good today, can't show up.

Babe, he's lying there, i repeat he's lying! Bump into his room and he'll have a lot to explain about.

Low on balance, You've gotta call in from there.

Low on balance, You've gotta call in from there.

Dude, but your service provider says you still have that balance of 70.13. What are they for? You saving for your honeymoon?

Officer, I am just going to buy one only!

Officer, I am just going to buy one only!

He got you there and this time there's escaping and it's for your own good: "Please do wear your helmets while you drive, you've got people waiting for you at home."

Yes Mom! I am having my meals properly.

Yes Mom! I am having my meals properly.

She isn't a mother for no reason and you still dare to lie. You idiot! Go home and your flat belly will speak the truth on your behalf.

I've decided. I am surely gonna start studying from tomorrow.

I've decided. I am surely gonna start studying from tomorrow.

And we all know tomorrow never comes. Plus you're now a pro at last night studies so why take the pain everyday. High Five!

I swear to God, it won't happen again!

I swear to God, it won't happen again!

And just a day before you promised the same thing for some 1154th time to the same person but it does make up for quire a few things surely.

Dad she's just a friend and nothing. more.

Dad she's just a friend and nothing. more.

The biggest lie ever you would have ever told to your dad and just wish that he doesn't check up your phone's wallpaper or photo gallery or ask for Facebook password or anything else.

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