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Will NASA's Announcement Of 13th Zodiac Sign Change Everyone's Fate?

Your whole life is a lie.

Will NASA's Announcement Of 13th Zodiac Sign Change Everyone's Fate?
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There are certain things we humans are pretty used to- 12 constellations pretty much tops the list. No one plays with the inevitability of this prospect of our life. It is our freaking identity, for go's sake. Okay, I might have been overexaggerating here a bit but let's take a moment to ponder over this. 

Since birth, I thought that there are twelve constellations. It became a part of my identity and now suddenly, NASA enters the picture and tells everyone that it is not true. Is my whole life based on a lie? How can I trust anyone anymore? This is an apocalypse.

PS: I think something inside me is weeping. Is that you trust?

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Can I overreact for a moment? Like is the grass even green? 

Can I overreact for a moment? Like is the grass even green? 

Or will NASA tell us that we are seeing everything wrong. I am better now. So let's talk about this for a moment.

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Avoiding a constellation.

Avoiding a constellation.
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According to NASA reports, a constellation named Ophiuchus was very conveniently avoided by Babylonians while they were preparing the zodiac calendar. Three thousand years ago they were operating on a moon-based calendar which correlated well with the 12 constellations but "even then, some of the chosen 12 didn't fit neatly into their assigned slice of the pie and slopped over into the next one."

What did this mean?

What did this mean?
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They left Ophiuchus behind.

It was all well until now.

It was all well until now.
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"The sky has shifted because Earth's axis (North Pole) doesn't point in quite the same direction. Now Mimi's August 4 birthday would mean she was born "under the sign" of Cancer (one constellation 'earlier'), not Leo." Yikes!

What does this mean?

What does this mean?
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In case you were born in between Nov 29 and Dec 17, consider yourself Ophiuchus. And your sign? It is a snake holding peace-maker who is thirsty for knowledge along with being very lucky.

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It is also not clear how much the dates of other signs have shifted. 

It is also not clear how much the dates of other signs have shifted. 

But then NASA also reminds us that astrology is not a real science. Thank you NASA, for the consolation.

I am sorry too. Not. This is so funny.

I feel you, person.

Count me in for the sick session and not to forget, moping. I am gonna mope.

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