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IN Lifestyle ON 30 Aug, 2016
Women must make sure that their vagina is a clean slate, except for the natural fluids and microorganisms we cannot just get rid of.
Anyways, girls, please do not try to insert such stuff I will be presenting to you in a bit. Read ahead and take note of these, especially if you want your life to be saved.
Electric Hand mixer is way harmful to your vaginal tissues and cells. Who knows, it can trigger the development of cancer cells and the likes. Also, what if there's some malfunctioning or appliance explosion? What will you do then?
Just like other vegetables, it is too easy to deteriorate. It will cause much hassle to retrieve that orange-y stuff once it broke while you have it inside you.
Electric toothbrush can bring a very pleasurable vibration but it's really not hygienic. Come on.
It's going to melt inside you, and will keep your hole susceptible to microorganisms, insects like ant and the like. Unless you like to develop an ant den to your vagina, stop fantasizing for a popsicle ice cream.
Remote control is a household stuff that gets too much contact from too many people. It can be too wild to use it, but it's also dirty. For shame.
Cucumber is a very dangerous and vulnerable stuff for a vagina. If you hate to acquire germs and bacteria, as well as chemicals from pesticides sprayed during its production, get rid of it.
Keys have the tendency to acquire rusting from its oxidation hile it is exposed to oxygen and all other rusting forces. Be careful of using this as your way out of libido because it may cause you tetanus, among others.
Damn girl, please do not attempt to use chopsticks, even if you see those being used by Asian porn stars. You may ruin the sacredness of this oriental cultural material.
Please, please. Pity all the people who use such for cooking. Be less creepy and gross.