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9 Wrong Things Ladies Insert In Their Cooch

Women must make sure that their vagina is a clean slate, except for the natural fluids and microorganisms we cannot just get rid of. 

Anyways, girls, please do not try to insert such stuff I will be presenting to you in a bit. Read ahead and take note of these, especially if you want your life to be saved.

9 Wrong Things Ladies Insert In Their Cooch

9 Wrong Things Ladies Insert In Their Cooch

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1. Electric Hand Mixer

1. Electric Hand Mixer

Electric Hand mixer is way harmful to your vaginal tissues and cells. Who knows, it can trigger the development of cancer cells and the likes. Also, what if there's some malfunctioning or appliance explosion? What will you do then?

2. Baby carrots

2. Baby carrots

Just like other vegetables, it is too easy to deteriorate. It will cause much hassle to retrieve that orange-y stuff once it broke while you have it inside you.

3. Electric toothbrush

3. Electric toothbrush

Electric toothbrush can bring a very pleasurable vibration but it's really not hygienic. Come on.

4. Popsicle Ice Cream

4. Popsicle Ice Cream

It's going to melt inside you, and will keep your hole susceptible to microorganisms, insects like ant and the like. Unless you like to develop an ant den to your vagina, stop fantasizing for a popsicle ice cream.

5. Remote control

5. Remote control

Remote control is a household stuff that gets too much contact from too many people. It can be too wild to use it, but it's also dirty. For shame.

6. Cucumber

6. Cucumber

Cucumber is a very dangerous and vulnerable stuff for a vagina. If you hate to acquire germs and bacteria, as well as chemicals from pesticides sprayed during its production, get rid of it. 

7. Keys

7. Keys

Keys have the tendency to acquire rusting from its oxidation hile it is exposed to oxygen and all other rusting forces. Be careful of using this as your way out of libido because it may cause you tetanus, among others.

8. Chopsticks

8. Chopsticks

Damn girl, please do not attempt to use chopsticks, even if you see those being used by Asian porn stars. You may ruin the sacredness of this oriental cultural material.

9. Mortar and pestle

9. Mortar and pestle

Please, please. Pity all the people who use such for cooking. Be less creepy and gross.

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