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9 Realistic Threesome Situations That Anyone Can Relate To

Threesome is just another variety of sexual escapades people can subscribe to. In case you're innocent about it, 'threesome' is where it involves three people. Well, as sex in general, is widely talked about but remains a taboo or explicitly offending, talking about a threesome is a much bigger shock.

Here are some threesome positions that you might relate to.

9 Realistic Threesome Situations That Anyone Can Relate To

9 Realistic Threesome Situations That Anyone Can Relate To

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1. Failed couple attempt to threesome

1. Failed couple attempt to threesome

Some couples are naturally explorative and they want to try being at the threesome zone. Normally, they look for 'applicants' or co-performers on the internet. Apparently, they end up doing it by themselves or let their libido pass. Their reason? Gross and unfathomably pervert people around.

2. Middle-of-the act outcast

2. Middle-of-the act outcast

Maybe you're less attractive than the two other performers. Unfortunately, this sensation will let you feel left out. "Do I still belong?" would sum up everything you are experiencing. 

3. Last minute PMS-stricken princess.

3. Last minute PMS-stricken princess.

Here's the easiest way out when you do not feel the two other guys anymore. Just be like a PMS-ing teenager.

4. Pleasure through sapiosexual approach (or something like that)

4. Pleasure through sapiosexual approach (or something like that)

When the other person is not that alluring, ask him or her to just position in front of you and conduct a solid eye-to-eye contact. Let him or her speak about something intellectual to make a point. Let's see if it still appeals you. Good luck.

5. Fulcrum of distraction

5. Fulcrum of distraction

When two people are enjoying themselves, lean on them without any permission.

6. Home conversation

6. Home conversation

Bored? Try calling or texting your mom, dad, or your closest sibling and ask how are they going while at home. It's a good way to establish 'family' connection, I tell you.

7. Doggie-woggie

7. Doggie-woggie

Here's what you can do, be under a pair doing dog style. I'll give you ten points for pity and jealousy. You definitely won the jackpot for the forever alone award.

8. Sneak idols

8. Sneak idols

Try sneaking out of a sizzling hot pair having sex without them noticing you. They don't need you anyway.

9. Next room hopeless romantic

9. Next room hopeless romantic

When nobody's there to hit you or wants to get your head, just spot the pair making love next to your room. Feel the heat they channel while you're crying. Good luck.

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