IN Humor ON
Sometimes relationships end in order for you to wake up. All you need to do is "Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick and pull yourself together." I now know why people break up in e-mails and text messages. Doing it face-to-face is so hard because you have to stand in front of the person and witness their reaction. Face their wrath.
I wonder how long they have been together before this?
This is so cruel, you monster!
I think the other person realized it but hopes it's not true. It's really sad!
The acronym is more assuring than the actual meaning. You asked for it. Here you have it! A special kind of breakup in full words. This is a heartache.
I wonder was she really pregnant? Well, there is nothing you can do after this.
You go, girl! Do not let him see you cry!
Everyone has their own priorities. All you need to do is keep them straight.